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SUCK ME DICK

Step son: "Mum come here"
Mum: "Yes?"
Step son "SUCK ME DICK"
Mum:"OK!"
by A dick sucker March 24, 2021
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Sucking the dick

Just after having an argument with someone, you finally end the quarrel and run along.
Guy 1: Oh go fuck yourself man, suck my dick.
Guy 2: Yeah yeah fuck you too man.
Guy 2's friend: Just suck the dick man, you're gonna hurt yourself
Guy 1: *in the background* Yeah walk along dick.
Guy 2: Nah man, i ain't sucking the dick!
by LeilaSP March 21, 2019
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Suck Off

When someone holds someone else’s neck or head between their legs, usually involves keeping them rendered to submission between both thighs until they tap out or pass out.

Usually involves other people kicking or helping restrain the person currently undergoing a suck off to make sure it’s successful.
Come here, let me show you something.

What’s up.

*puts him in suck off position by slowly but surely lowering his head.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 23, 2023
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knuckle suck

by pinkieb July 23, 2018
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sucks to be you

phrase used to humorously mention someone's misfortune. comonly used with the word snap.
(someone gets his arm accidentally chopped off)
Snap! Sucks to be you!
by sir PEACH June 15, 2004
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Lemon suck

When you use a dick as a lemon juicer the a girl gives you head
by LemonSuck69 December 6, 2018
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suck n pump

Giving someone a Blowjob and then having sex with the same person.
“Maybe i give him a quick suck n pump in the bathroom. A suck n pump means to give someone a blowjob and sleep with the same person. I suck him off and in return, he give me three pumps and stops.”
by Mm21 May 29, 2021
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