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suck ur own dick

something a 13 year old says after being beat in valorant *i learned this from personal experience*
kid1: i fucked ur mum last night!
kid 2: no u godamn didnt, go suck ur own dick autistic faggot!
by i_Fucked_ur_mum_last_night February 17, 2021
mugGet the suck ur own dickmug.

Suck dick month

May is suck dick month, every day in may is suck dick day but you have to kiss a girl first. If you kiss this girl she have to give you a Blow.
:Hey you know witch month it is?
:No?
:It’s suck dick month!
by IGotYouBoys April 27, 2022
mugGet the Suck dick monthmug.

sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls

A funny phrase to say to someone who is talking nonsense to stop them talking.
“I saw you down the esplanade sucking the flatulence from dead seagulls
by mazza98 January 18, 2023
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You know what band really sucks?

Sonic Youth.

Now I liked this band when I was younger but they have not aged very well. Their music all sounds the same also and it gets old fast. They are also very lame. Their only good album was the 1985 album Bad Moon Rising.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 11, 2020
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sucks-a-dueke

A reference made towards the one particular individual in your fantasy football league who is unable to surpass 2 wins in an entire season.
That team sure "sucks-a-dueke"
by Undefeated October 25, 2009
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scum sucking whore bag

Slutty ugly disgracful girls that have no respect for a fellow girls relationship and will do whatever they possibly can to ruin things for everyone else because they are narssisictic cunts with no regard for anyone else’s feelings because they think the world revolves around them
why did your relationship end? Because of that Scum Sucking Whore Bag that hooked up with my boyfriend.
by Tmdawggg February 9, 2018
mugGet the scum sucking whore bagmug.

Suck up the city

when your cruddy vape store disposable weed pen is clogged and you have to suck on it sooo hard
Aw man. My pens all clogged now I gotta suck up the city :/
by Queensuckupthecity January 10, 2022
mugGet the Suck up the citymug.

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