Beans

The term used to avoid answering a silly question or to make an attempt at starting a conversation.

chat: *silence*

me: beans
*convo starts*

or,
"did you just get vored by the mob? "
"Beans."
you can just continue replying with beans until they stop.

by Orangutans_under_your_bed February 25, 2022

Cheeseburger Fatty Beans

A secret holiday about a legend celebrated across the globe by cult members apart of the “Beans Boonanza”. This holiday falls on June 23rd every year. The name originating from old Latin.

“Hey man, wanna go check out Cheeseburger Fatty Beans?” “Of course! I love him!”

by Beanscultmember23 June 21, 2023

Holding the beans

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby. (The beans part coming from the fact that diarrhea kinda looks like beans)

Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!

Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.

by Someone odd July 6, 2019

Bean

An antisocial individual that is smol and nervous.

Brendon: Hey, my name's Brendon, what's yours?
Tyler: I'm a bean
Brendon:Oh that's okay. My friend Josh over there is also a bean.

Josh: hi

by Smøl_Beanitø July 19, 2017

Bean Meat

The outer layer of the clitoris, aka, The horizontal hood. The unused part of the vagina that has no feeling. Prerry much worthless to sexual pleasure. Some people feel the need to pierce this region.

Sometimes toiletpaper gets stuck in your bean meat.

by AmieCraver January 19, 2024

Bean Burger

verb: A fat girls vagina or a messy vagina

"Jolene has a bean burger"
"Here comes Jolene with the fat bean burger"

by Portajew January 28, 2024

poon bean

/v./ making baked beans in your asshole and shitting them into someone’s mouth

Man I got poon beaned so damn hard last night.

by @poonbeanofficial December 22, 2019