Mexican marriage

To truly consummate a marriage in Mexico, you must eat your fiancé out at the pool at high noon the day following the marriage proposal.

That dude nailed the Mexican marriage proposal, he at the shit outta that pussy at the pool the next day.

by Big Justin696969 October 4, 2021

Mexican U-Haul

verb:// Filling all usable space in an object.

Evan's mom, at the bingo hall next to Taco Shack, hooked up with Carlos and Juan. They went went back the rent by the hour hotel and had Mexican U-Haul with all of Juans' friends.....2 in the front, 15 in the rear.

by Crypto Jesus October 5, 2021

Mexican French

A horrible French accent, usually coming from people who originate in the North American continent.

American: *tries speaking French in France with a horrible accent to a local citizen*

Frenchman: "what is that, Mexican French?"

American: "woah, you can speak English too?!"

by An Honest Black Guy October 5, 2021

mexican spongebob lick

a mexican sponge bob lick is a sex position where the female is in doggy style position but inverted then the male has 2 sponges that he shoves in the ass and vagina

guy:hey girl why is there a sponge lodged in ur butt and pussy?
girl:oh me and my husband did the mexican spongebob lick position.

by sausagedookie October 11, 2021

Mexican Check valve

A tiny little turd holding back What seems like 10 gallons of fart

I had to get to the shitter before that Mexican check valve went through my pants

by Fucko October 27, 2021

Mexican rollo

Whean you and your friend rolls yours dick and make something that imitate precels. Guy whos dick will stand first lose. This procesa is very painfull.

-dude me and mike yesterday was doing some mexican rollo and i WON!

- uh bro you are sick but congratulations 😎

by Mexican rollo winner September 5, 2021

Mexicanism

The act of selling one's belongings including their car, quitting their job and selling their house to go down into Mexico for an extended period of time where they will live as a Mexican and hangout by the beach.

I'm over this life, I'm converting to mexicanism.

by phranque September 7, 2021