King Kong Schlong

A massive size cock both in length and girth. A cock that can split a woman's taco like a watermelon!!!

She called me dong her King Kong Schlong. She said a dong that size belongs on King Kong!!!

by tpulley1966 August 03, 2022

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Fit for a king

To be of exceptionally top notch quality.

The feast was fit for a king.

by MalumLibrum958 April 20, 2023

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Neruda King

A sad little boy who gets dogged by his girlfriend.

Did you hear Neruda King gets fucked by his girlfriend?

by El papi benito August 19, 2021

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The Kings Chalice

The practise of two people—a guy and a female—wearing the paper Burger King crown in a bedroom while they are nude. The man fingers her until she is ready to squirt. The man then spreads his foreskin as wide as he can adjacent to her vagina to capture all the vaginal fluids she releases. The woman than picks up the mans penis and sips her squirt out of the mans foreskin

"Hey man, you ever done The Kings Chalice?"
"Nah man. I'm cut"

by Shreksstepson November 22, 2023

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