Upside down cheesecake

When a lonesome make lies on the floor with his body and legs resting up the wall (upside down) and then masturbates to completion aiming his secretion at his face.

Closely followed by feelings of shame and pride

Mum sent me to bed without pudding, couldn't bring myself to wank into a sock again, upside down cheesecake solved both problems. Still not sure how I feel about the taste of my cum.

by Lemony Giblett June 28, 2019

chunder down under

An Aussie tradition, in which someone vomits in the dunny of a local pub, having spent a morning at Bunnings, consumed 3-4 Aussie tacos , drunk extensive amounts of cheap tap beer and prior to visiting the local rips (strip club).

Mate 1: Where’s James, mate?
Mate 2: Strewth mate, he’s in the fucken dunny having a chunder down under.
Mate 1: Well tell him to hurry up, we’re gonna miss happy hour at Kittens.

by Jamarley July 12, 2019

Head me down

Asking ur bf, fwb or any guy to eat you out

Gf: head me down bby

Bf: lets get it, spread em’

by Mamamiaherwegoagain July 22, 2019

half upside down

When you’re not stood upright, and you’re not upside down. You’re in between; half upside down.

I wasn’t facing the ceiling or facing the floor, I was half upside down: stuck in between

by Bernardo253 April 30, 2019

Eating down south

To have oral sex with a female

I was eating down south last night

by GOD TAKES L’s June 7, 2018

sticky side down

Keep your pad down. So it won’t stick to your anal and pubic hair. I gotchu

Keep it the sticky side down

by Dombroski December 23, 2017

turned down friday

When you go out on Friday Night and get Turned down by 10's.

Hey dude. Fuck your ex gf. Let's hit Turned down Friday and hit on some 10's. Yeah dude cuz if you aren't getting turned down by 10's you aren't trying.

by Chester Rockwell April 24, 2018