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Doucher

Basically a slut, a douche & an all around rude person that everyone ( including myself ) love. We just can't help but love him. WHICH MAKES US HATE HIM. But we still love him. He's such a doucher.
Look at Jason Dean Richards hitting on Destiny after sleeping with someone else. God why isn't he flirting with me too?! He is such a doucher.
by Fuuu August 12, 2013
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Douchery

Someone who is practicing being a douche
Man, Payten is like the king of douchery
by Kingofdouchery May 15, 2015
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Douchery

Actions that are of the douchbag variety.
My boyfriend threatened to kill himself if I left him - so much douchery I can't even begin to describe it.
by Janofarc May 3, 2016
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douchét

Pronounced "dou-shay." Like cachet, but it makes you look like a douche.
That BMW windbreaker sure gives you a lot of douchét.

Jim's got the new iPhone. His douchét is on point.
by OwenF September 10, 2016
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Doucher

Alfredo is being a doucher
by Shaw333 April 24, 2017
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Doucher

Douchers are your basic, everyday douchebags. Self-unaware and socially inept, Douchers are overly materialistic to compensate for what they lack in character. Everything they own is excessively large and/or loud (eg., Hummers, Powerboats, Trucks and Jeeps with excessively large wheels and lift-kits, etc.)

In conversation, Douchers can be seen talking with their hands and flexing their muscles to distract the other person from listening to their socially retarded jargon spewing from their mouths. They are completely unaware of their behavior, but to the other person it's obvious unless they are also retarded douchers themselves.

Douchers are borderline homosexuals in the sense that they're too retarded to even realize they're gay. They diss and leave their girlfriends alone all the time to go hangout in the gym for hours with their "bros," where they perform ambiguously gay acts to each other such as smackig their asses with towels and lightly tapping their balls in the locker rooms. Giggling and abundant laughter typically follows each ambiguous, homosexual act because they fucking love it. After long hours of bromancing, they return to their girlfriends where they immediately turn into assholes, kicks her around and takes their repressed, homosexual tension onto her.
Oh, you like NFL and ass-grabbing your bros? You must be a doucher; go wash your hands.
by anathema July 5, 2019
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Doucher than a body wash

When your douchery goes past douchery. People will start to wish you were liven't at this point.
by john stromboli January 3, 2021
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