Buttercream Butt

A beautifully smooth and perfect butt, wonderful in every way. Often chanted by four year olds at the vet, confusing everyone in the general area.

Bindi has a buttercream butt. Buttercream butt, buttercream butt, buttercream butt.

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Butter Hamlet

She's humping my leg so hard I can feel her butter Hamlet.

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When your asshole is so lubricated from eating greasy food that you don’t even feel your farts slip out until you get hit with a toxic fart cloud.

“Sorry... I can’t control it, they just keep sliding out... I must have bad butter butt.”

Butter Butt by Farter2018 September 23, 2018

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A fat person who chews the butter from the outside of popcorn and spits it out.

I hate going to the cinema sometimes, it's filled with butter spitters

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A guy that always has a little giz on his penis tip.

Michele: Rob is such a butter Mike he needs to learn to wipe his tip. He zippers are always rusty from the giz.

Butter Mike by Starviolet November 24, 2018

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A person who regularly pursues and engages in sexual activity with butter. faces and is a player about it.

e.g. "Ken was the biggest butter juggler in town, always bragging about his exploits and showing off body-only snaps"

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