buttered buns

(n.) the arse of a man who has been barebacked several times in succession, and therefore holds so much fuck paste that it leaks out to cover most or all of his arse. It’s a gooey phenomenon.

“After the ‘after party,’ Joe had some seriously buttered buns that he had to clean up before he came to bed.”

by Frozen Prevert October 17, 2024

Flemish Butter Bath

Cumming in a bath then forcing your sister to bathe in it while wanking in a nearby sink.(applicable to penises below 4 inches)

Mark:(on FaceTime) hold on let me spunk in this tub babe( hangs up)
Marks sister: can I have a Flemish butter bath please

by spunkehtub654 July 4, 2025

Buttering The Vegetable

When you ejaculate on a person in a vegetative state. Then, smear it on that person like butter.

You think you got lucky, i was buttering the vegetable last night.

by w0wzzerrs April 17, 2020

Boar Butter

Boar butter is a thick vile pasty substance found under obese male genitalia

Johnny reached down to scratch his balls, when he pulled his hand out it was covered in boar butter.

by 2trouble August 25, 2025

Peanut Butter Booty and Jelly (PBB&J)

when you take a jar of Goober and spread it between a girl's butt cheeks then eat it out

Last night I was with this chick that had me eat her ass after spreading Goober between her cheeks. I've been craving Peanut Butter Booty and Jelly (PBB&J) all day now.

by that-guy177 January 7, 2022

butter runs

Roughly 6 hours after eating at a restaurant that cooks with excessive amounts of butter, you wake up with pain and cold sweats, thus having to penguin walk to the toilet so as not soil the bed, and then cracking the porcelain. Think Harry Dunn from 'Dumb and Dumber' turbolax scene.

Holy hell, I had the butter runs in the middle of the night after eating at that hibachi restaurant. I feel sorry for the toilet.

by pizzleboy November 25, 2023

Butter

When something is very cool like me.

That's so butter!

by Momslayer23 January 2, 2022