cool beans

What normie parents say when they first discover "humor" and want to seem cool. Most often used in place of approving/encouraging words like " nice " or "awesome."

person: I got an A+ on my essay!
uncool person: Cool beans.

by confusedindigo March 5, 2020

Flick the bean

Susie Halliday on big man Scarlett’s story

Flick the bean is another word used for female masturbation.

Ellie:The lads are all going round talking about your pussy, saying flick that bean.

Susie:wouldn’t be surprised my name is linked to slut

by BossManStan&DHS September 14, 2018

go face down on a bean bag

flicking the bean

after watching y****gi hip thrusting videos i go face down on a bean bag in my room alone

by belcher.tina November 18, 2019

Beans

The term used to avoid answering a silly question or to make an attempt at starting a conversation.

chat: *silence*

me: beans
*convo starts*

or,
"did you just get vored by the mob? "
"Beans."
you can just continue replying with beans until they stop.

by Orangutans_under_your_bed February 25, 2022

jean the bean

Jean is a bean who loves himself too much and is darker than your moms soul. So dark that in the dead of the night.... when he is roaming the streets searching for food..... all you can see is the whites of his eyeballs.

Jean the bean scares me.

by Halesbales February 9, 2017

Bean

Beans' are either the absolute hell spawn of an individual or one of the most sweetest people you'll ever meet. Our Bean though is one of the nice ones <3

Hey Bean just uploaded a new video!

I better go check that out!

by nothannaaahagain(itisntme) July 10, 2022

wean the bean

The female version of “beating the meat”

Man, i’m gonna go wean the bean for the 2nd time today.

by c00lkid6969 January 14, 2019