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Baltimore Ear Drop

**Baltimore Ear Drop (noun)**

A provocative act in which a woman, while engaging in self-stimulation, moistens her fingers with vaginal fluids and subsequently uses those fingers to deliver a "wet willy" — the act of inserting a wet finger into someone’s ear.
"Did you hear about Nick? Apparently a stripper gave him a Baltimore Ear Drop and now he has hearing aids!
by Laitauchoccy October 13, 2025
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Shoe dropping

Pleasuring oneself
Clare: "Where have you been Tommy?"
Josh: "Sorry, I was busy shoe dropping"
by polkar September 24, 2014
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drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"
by anonymous August 21, 2025
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douchebag drop

trying to get out of a situation by dropping a name who has higher superiority while acting like a douchebag
Fred is trying to douchebag drop the officer out of a ticket by saying he knows the cheif of police.
by Th3M@tr1X January 2, 2018
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penis drop

The final drop of cum after busting a huge load.
My girlfriend forgot to wipe the penis drop I left on her face.
by Shayan17 May 23, 2018
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eye drop crush

A crush you don't wish to pursue. Either because you know it wouldn't be a good match or because they already have someone else. So you are happy just looking at them occasionally like eye drops that fill your eyes, but do nothing other than that.
A: Hey, you've been giving them looks for a while, will you ask them out
B: No, they're just an eye drop crush.
by 4u4u6a April 26, 2023
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loin droppings

Them fuckin loin droppings are in my damn yard agian control ur loin droppings becky
by Dreamkiller696969 April 5, 2020
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