Your job got Banglored

...dude. It's "Bangalore." Bangalore, India. With an A.

It's: "Andrew... your job got Bangalored!" not "your job got Banglored." That just sounds dirty.

by The Grammar Police May 21, 2006

Arizona Lemonade Hand Job

The act of pulling out lemons from another persons ass hole.

Person 1: You know what they say... when life gives you lemons

Person 2: You stick em in your girlfriends ass and pull a Arizona Lemonade hand job

Person 1: Oh I heard that is pretty refreshing
Person 2: Quenches my thirst! 👍🏼

by tmelliott3 February 12, 2017

the 7 I's of Steve Jobs

7 simple English words, all starting, as the name suggests, with the letter I and that epitomize the beaury of technological development across almost all human civilizations

The 7 I's of Steve Jobs are innovation, imagination, ingenuity,invention, integration, interpretation, intuition

by Sexydimma May 27, 2016

ice cream paint job

Lyrics in a song that white people love, but have no idea what it means.

You will never see an ice cream paint job on a Prius.

by stupid phatty September 22, 2009

eight men out job

Unethical or disloyal acts knowingly committed by employees that are done as payback toward management for unfair treatment and if discovered, would likely be subject them to termination and criminal charges. Takes its name from the film "Eight Men Out" which was based on the scandal that occured during the 1919 World Series in which eight Chicago White Sox players were involved in a gambling scheme to intentionally lose or throw the Series. Most of these players did so to deny team owner Charles Comiskey of a championship because of the miserly wages they were paid and other cost-cutting practices that he forced on them. The players were put on trial and acquitted of wrongdoing, but were permanantly banned from playing in the major leagues because of their actions.

In the film "office Space", the three disgruntled main characters pull an eight men out job by installing a computer virus that rounded off interest paid to depositors and transferred it into their own account.

by boratfan January 14, 2009

candy coated blow job

The act of giving a blow job where the cock has been coated in a sugar candy substance. The best way to achieve said blow job is to procure a phallic sucker, like the old-school twisted suckers, and manually stimulate your partner with the sucker. Then insert cock into the vagina and enjoy the sex. Whether you finish inside or not, when you pull out have you partner return the favor and give the blow job on a cock that has a sugary coating now. It's a dirty coated BJ if you stimulate an ass instead of a vagina. It's a Sweet n Creamy BJ if you cum inside your partner.

My girl used to not like giving BJ's, but after we tried it, she only gives my candy coated blow jobs now! It's awesome, she does it sooooo much longer now.

by Allenjon576 May 2, 2013

Like its his job

An activity someone engages in way too often.

My man Jay is a total stoner. He smokes weed like its his job.

by Kubbie November 18, 2009