mexican autism powered pet

A phrase so profoundly baffling that it transcends language and logic. Originally discovered in the wilds of Roblox bios, this term raises more questions than answers. Is it a pet powered by Mexican autism? A Mexican pet with autism-powered abilities? Nobody knows, yet its existence continues to haunt and amuse those who have witnessed it. Often referenced in moments of sheer confusion or when reality starts to glitch.

“Bro, why is your roblox bio still “Mexican autism powered pet?”

“Same Reason I need mommy ASMR to sleep some mysteries are better left unresolved.

by lukirosdiscordkitten March 10, 2025

to hire a mexican

When you’re playing forT and you purchase an NPC with in-game currency, known as gold.

“Bro, why did you get a G Wagon? Is it bc you got your pants saggin’?”

“I’m about to hire a Mexican for the space aspect.”

by nonnopopolo June 26, 2024

Mexican Headphones

When two homies tea bag a girl on head ear so that four testicles are covering the girl's left and right ear in total.

Also slang for Pair Programming.

After Golden Gate Bridging Kelsey, Hank and Adam gave her the old Mexican Headphones to honor all of her holes.

by DankHank808 April 25, 2023

Mexican Airforce

A less known term refering to a pelican.

Southern California Fishing Slang

There goes the Mexican Airforce.
The Mexican Airforce always try to eat the plastic bait.

by Lv5 Bread September 3, 2018

Mexican thunderbasket

A group of very large, fat Hispanic dudes participating in a circle jerk.

"I heard he was in a Mexican Thunderbasket on Saturday, we should hit him up and ask about getting involved."

by sarahmcmillions February 14, 2019

Mexican Stingray

After a woman performes a Dirty Sanchez on a male, the same male then takes his index finger and gets as much of the feces on his finger as possible with one swift swipe of the finger and then in one calm and quick movement puts that same finger into the girls anus as he does her from behind.

Instead of keeping it simple, Brad tried to impress Stacy with how quickly he could transition from a Dirty Sanchez to a Mexican Stingray. Stacy was very surprised.

by HuckleStash March 12, 2018

Mexican teacup

When a man stretches his scrotum and bevels it in so it creates a cup. Said cup is filled with a liquor of choice. Liquor is then dumped into the recipients mouth like a shot glass.

Alyssa was straight turnt last night. She was doing mad Mexican teacups!

by Sadameyez November 28, 2015