Traditional Mexican Baptism

When a woman inadvertently gives birth directly into a seldom-emptied, diarrhea-splattered porta potty.
Joaquin is messed up in the head. Probably has to do with the fact that he received a Traditional Mexican Baptism when he was born.
by MinMax123 July 12, 2022
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Mexican Food Shit

1. After a long while of being a worldwide taste tester and eating Mexican Food, you decide to use the bathroom. You were never seen again.

2. A loaf of shit in a class of its own

"Damn I had to take one big ol Mexican Food shit!"
"God rest your soul."
by hana2H January 27, 2024
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mexican men

mexican men are tall, handsome, smart and strong with BMC for all girls
by kingBMCdaddy February 25, 2024
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the great mexican wall

The wall asked to be built by the cunt that is Donald Trump being high as fuck.
Person 1: "Have you heard about the Great Mexican Wall?"
Person 2: "No, why?"
Person 3: "I've heard of Donald Trump building it."
Person 1: "Bad news, we're paying for it."
Person 2: "Darn."
by undefinedVoid October 14, 2017
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Mexican whistle

When you are eating some slamming ass pussy and she quivers and bucks at the same time causing a sudden burst of air to push out through a tight vagina. Similar to a queef but like when some migrant workers whistle to get someone's attention.
"Dude!.. I was eating this girl out last night and she came so hard and gave me that Mexican whistle!"
by Thunderdog77 March 03, 2021
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Mexican Mud

A mixture of truffle butter ( cum and shit) and Taco Bell Verde sauce. Happens when two people are doing the Mexican flying saucer
by Phoine23 February 05, 2017
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