cum gulley

Quite Simply.......The 'Vagina', The 'Cunt', or the 'Pussy'

I spattered my load all over her CUM GULLEY. I was relieved.

by j price February 14, 2007

Cum Gems

Little crusty pieces of semen left behind after coitus.
Often found in crevasses of the human body, in particular the vagina and the ears (after a mis-placed pearl necklace).

I was picking little Crosby cum gems out of my ears for hours after Sidney Crosby exploded his man-fat onto my face.

by BC87 September 30, 2008

Cum Catcher

Low end motel bedspread

The flower Cum Catcher at the "Motor Inn Motel" hadn't been washed in 3 years.

by seamen sponge July 7, 2011

I Cum Blood

Originally a song by Cannibal Corpse, it has also become what is known as one of the most annoying memes ever on UG (Ultimate-Guitar) in the message forums.

Person A: Hey Pit, whats a good song to learn how to play on guitar for my girlfriend?

Person B: I Cum Blood

by sweatingbullets January 13, 2009

cum pocket

a goiter or cyst like growth that lays under the skin of the face and is filled with semen absorbed through the mouth from money shots from other dudes and kept for later

"Dude did you see Fabio's face, he's got a cum pocket thats filled to the brim."

"How do you know that."

"He was with JY last night yo."

by Anonymous September 13, 2003

Ketchup pre-cum

The undesirable pale red watery liquid that (literally) comes out of a ketchup bottle when one fails to shake it sufficiently before squeezing.

Bob didn't shake the bottle enough and it jizzed ketchup pre-cum all over his hot dog.

by Illneedasaviour September 5, 2013

Cum Shot Surprise

When you are having anal sex with a girl and when you pull out you spit on her back making her think you ejaculated on her back but you are actually jacking off so when she turns around you jizz in her face.

"That ass hole gave me a cum shot surprise"

by that one guy with a huge penis February 3, 2012