i did a chocolate spin to your mom last night
by banal grapes July 28, 2008
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Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."
by Turdgod December 27, 2016
by Oldworldman January 18, 2018
When you get shit all over your dick, in the shape of a hat, after pounding your partner in the ass.
by Itsmegod June 02, 2012
by GloppinBoop September 11, 2021
When you are having anal sex and you coat your dick in sugar or sand or some other abrasive substance and then continue having sex.
by ChillBayman January 15, 2024