Spaffa cake

When you jizz on a Jaffa Cake then eat it.

Those Spaffa Cakes are so tasty.

by Waynedip December 27, 2020

Cake leap surprise

When you're pet give the surprise by leaping on your birthday cake.

Damn it my cat gave me a cake leap surprise.

by 459395 February 17, 2022

Sob cake

(Noun) a separate cake on your birthday made with the sole purpose of sobbing over and eating (usually with ones hands) as you think about how you’re another year older and still single.

“What flavor would you like your sob cake this year Laura?”

“We’re going out to dinner for my birthday then back home for the sob cake”

Person 1: “happy birthday! Why does it look like you were crying? “
Birthday girl: “i just did my sob cake”
Person 1: “oh nice!”

by Lauraflood5 November 13, 2017

cake man

When a man gets cake it refers to getting women or can be used as getting some ass can also be used as a troll or a hype .

Hey pinny how was your night did you have fun are you the cake man

by Sir yitz January 4, 2021

Icing on the cake

When you take a shit in a urinal on top of the urinal cake and spread it out with your finger.

Oh man dude, I just put icing on the cake in that bitch!

by rennerk March 19, 2022

Cake Daddy

An older fit gentleman who's very in shape, noticeably attractive, and is old enough to have children.

"Jeff is such a cake daddy!"

"What's a cake daddy?"

"You know, someone who's really fit and looks good! Has to be an older gentleman though, that's where the daddy part comes in!"

"Oh! You're right! Jeff is definitely a cake daddy!"

by thickthighsBBW June 19, 2025

Ass cake

Verb; When a girl has a bad yeast infection so you have to fuck her in the ass and then you frost her with your jizz.

Had to make that ass cake and it wasn’t that bad. 8/10 would make more ass cake.

by GutterHooligan January 30, 2022