The act of fisting a man's ass so deep that you are able to reach into his penis and wear his penis as a finger glove, moving it to-and-fro as you will. The act is then completed by pulling the penis inside out back through his body so that his penile skin concaves inward from the outside. This concave is then filled in with the lubricant of choice (generally microwaved mayonnaise) and is then fucked by the person performing the act until the lubricant (again, generally mayonnaise) has been pulverized into a gelatinous solid. This gelatinous solid is then placed atop street tacos and called "cotija cheese" and eaten by both parties.
Man #1: Dude, my cock ain't been the same since I got that Mexican Tugboat last week. Straight up lookin' like a windsock up in this bitch, still smells like dried mayo and cheese, too.
Man #2: I know what you mean, after 5 or 6 Mexican Tugboats, your cock is pretty much just a worn out garden hose full of rancid dairy products. Sure feels great though!
Man #2: I know what you mean, after 5 or 6 Mexican Tugboats, your cock is pretty much just a worn out garden hose full of rancid dairy products. Sure feels great though!
by Popadopolis_FTS October 31, 2014
To take very smell shit in a bathroom, right before or while someone else baths or showers in it. The steam amplifies the shit stench.
by Dirty Mormon July 03, 2017
The Mexican Fire Bomb is a drinking challenege where 2+ people shall participate. The challenge is taken part in by lining up cups of 1 shot of everclear 195 proof vodka with 1/2 a shot of tabasco hot sauce. Whoever can drink the most without needing water, milk or straight passing will win the challenege.
by Butthole bong May 04, 2016
The act of moving forward at a red light numerous times while the traffic in front of you is at a complete stop. The more room you leave in in front of your car the more scoots per red light you can get. Followed by extremely slow acceleration when the light is green. normally in a suburban or other SUV with over 8 occupants.
I was at a red light. I thought it had turned green until I saw the suburban in front of me pulling a Mexican scoot.
by cdhrham420 June 20, 2013
A clear fluid that should be tequila but you have assholes for friends that water it down so it freezes.
by Pass the cupcakes September 19, 2021
by BETTS SEAL! December 25, 2018