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๐ yo ๐ what ๐ข is ๐จ ๐ฆฐ up ๐คด you ๐คด Guys ๐ right ๐ now ๐ โ๏ธ we ๐คก are ๐ at ๐น McDonalds ๐ก and ๐จ ๐ง we ๐ฉฑ just ๐ found ๐ค out ๐จ when๐ you ๐จ ๐ฆฐ come ๐จ ๐ฆณ to ๐ McDonalds ๐ค at โฆ 3AM โบ you ๐ฅถ can ๐ get ๐ข the ๐ Among ๐ฉฑ us ๐ฉ ๐จ Happy ๐จ ๐ง Meal ๐ฆ
๐ yo ๐ what ๐ข is ๐จ ๐ฆฐ up ๐คด you ๐คด Guys ๐ right ๐ now ๐ โ๏ธ we ๐คก are ๐ at ๐น McDonalds ๐ก and ๐จ ๐ง we ๐ฉฑ just ๐ found ๐ค out ๐จ when๐ you ๐จ ๐ฆฐ come ๐จ ๐ฆณ to ๐ McDonalds ๐ค at โฆ 3AM โบ you ๐ฅถ can ๐ get ๐ข the ๐ Among ๐ฉฑ us ๐ฉ ๐จ Happy ๐จ ๐ง Meal ๐ฆ
by i won't be here again ever May 5, 2021
Get the ๐ yo ๐ what ๐ข is ๐จ ๐ฆฐ up ๐คด you ๐คด Guys ๐ right ๐ now ๐ โ๏ธ we ๐คก are ๐ at ๐น McDonalds ๐ก and ๐จ ๐ง we ๐ฉฑ just ๐ found ๐ค out ๐จ when๐ you ๐จ ๐ฆฐ come ๐จ ๐ฆณ to ๐
McDonalds ๐ค at โฆ 3AM โบ you ๐ฅถ can ๐ get ๐ข the ๐ Among ๐ฉฑ us ๐ฉ ๐จ Happy ๐จ ๐ง Meal ๐ฆmug. That one guy at your university who youโre too scared to talk to. Even when your friends tell you to shoot your shot, you donโt.
by Pepe el pollo September 5, 2021
Get the rise guymug. 5 singers made popular in the '50s who sang the following: Let's Have A Party In My Rec Room, Who Made The Egg Salad Sandwiches, Patsy Has The Largest Breasts In Town, I'm The Goof In The Classroom, She Does It, etc...
by Patsy's Big Breasts August 14, 2023
Get the 5 Neat Guysmug. Which brings me to his baby mama (who looks like the miniature version of the fat schizophrenic I worked with). She probably pegged his butthole. She was real adamant about pegging his butthole and after they broke up he asked me if I would let someone peg my butthole. Probably because he felt stupid for letting her peg his butthole and dump him. I said no. He accuses every white person who doesnโt suck his dick of being a racist but he only associates with white people. Strange. He accuses me of not doing anything and then immediately contradicts himself by saying that Iโm not getting paid for it. Which is it? Am I doing something and not getting paid for it or am I not doing anything? But as a literal stalker who has a fat cock but still has to fuck ugly people. He still considers himself morally superior. In spite of the fact that he has no purported values or beliefs. What will his daughter inherit? Not either of those things. His low IQ? Her motherโs Bipolar disorder? Women canโt have fat cocks so that was off the table at birth. He does all this because he thinks heโs doing what Iโm doing but, like you other idiots, ITโS NOT THE SAME. If you have this guy play basketball against Lebron James theyโre both playing basketball but... are they really doing the same thing? No. Obviously not. And thatโs the issue. He thinks heโs better than he is.
I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2
You need to stop talking shit because Iโm better than you. I donโt need to stop talking shit also because Iโm better than you. See how that works? Me being better then you makes what weโre doing not the same thing. He says I made him look like a retard in that monologue about him that Anthony Mackie said was โpowerfulโ but the reality is: you are a retard. Shut up retard. You are bad at everything you do. I am good at... ALSO EVERYTHING YOU DO. I have more accomplishments than you will ever have. He quoted Jordan Peterson the other day. How are you going to quote the guy who quotes ME and then say โI donโt have the right to talk about peoples intelligenceโ!? Iโm being cited by PhDs and Politicians. The most compelling villains of the last 10 years are all just ME! And I wrote the highest rated season of one of his favorite shows! How am I not doing anything!? He needs me to not be doing anything. Heโs aware of all of this. He needs me to not be doing anything because if Iโm doing something than I am better than him. He wonโt be able to live in denial anymore. And that and pills and weed is what he needs to get through the day. The only thing good his hero Joe Rogan would have to say about him is that he takes care of his kid. Be even he would still have to ignore the fact that itโs a crime for him to NOT take care of his kid and he would have to be unaware of the fact that HE WISHES HIS DAUGHTER WAS NEVER BORN!โ
You need to stop talking shit because Iโm better than you. I donโt need to stop talking shit also because Iโm better than you. See how that works? Me being better then you makes what weโre doing not the same thing. He says I made him look like a retard in that monologue about him that Anthony Mackie said was โpowerfulโ but the reality is: you are a retard. Shut up retard. You are bad at everything you do. I am good at... ALSO EVERYTHING YOU DO. I have more accomplishments than you will ever have. He quoted Jordan Peterson the other day. How are you going to quote the guy who quotes ME and then say โI donโt have the right to talk about peoples intelligenceโ!? Iโm being cited by PhDs and Politicians. The most compelling villains of the last 10 years are all just ME! And I wrote the highest rated season of one of his favorite shows! How am I not doing anything!? He needs me to not be doing anything. Heโs aware of all of this. He needs me to not be doing anything because if Iโm doing something than I am better than him. He wonโt be able to live in denial anymore. And that and pills and weed is what he needs to get through the day. The only thing good his hero Joe Rogan would have to say about him is that he takes care of his kid. Be even he would still have to ignore the fact that itโs a crime for him to NOT take care of his kid and he would have to be unaware of the fact that HE WISHES HIS DAUGHTER WAS NEVER BORN!โ
by Hym Iam November 3, 2022
Get the I-Wish-My-Daughter-Was-Never-Born Guy part 2mug. A guy who a woman is not sexually attracted to who can't take the hint and instead tries to be "nice" only to end up frustrated and bitter in the end. Contrary to popular belief from feminists and feminist bros, women hold some responsibility for creating "nice guys." Rather than being straight up and telling men the truth, they will lead guys on knowing that they want different things from the relationship.
Dude, don't be a nice guy. Find a new chick and get your D wet. Homegirl just wants to play games and waste your time.
by JayMoolah March 21, 2022
Get the Nice Guymug. by Derek96 April 17, 2024
Get the Doing a guymug. by Homeboy111111222 December 4, 2019
Get the Guy kingmug.