The only girl that is in a guy's league. Most available ass is nasty and only snatched up by foreign kids that can't get with the hotter, more popular girls.
Duder 1: "Whoa check out Italian homeboy with that big Samoan girl!"
Duder 2: "Wow! She stinks dude. And she's like a foot taller than him."
Duder 1: "He's gotta take that. That's his only available ass!"
Duder 2: "Wow! She stinks dude. And she's like a foot taller than him."
Duder 1: "He's gotta take that. That's his only available ass!"
by westfalia January 11, 2010
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1. Ass bubbles is a game that is played generally played by two people, but the rules and gameplay are open to allow for more players.
The game begins by chewing bubble gum. It is recommended that the players use either giant gumballs or several pieces of gum to allow for large bubbles. Players then remove their clothes for the next stage of the game.
A player must then bend over so that another player may use his of her chewed wad of gum to cover the bending player's asshole.
As for the player who is bending over, they are welcome to continue chewing their gum until it it is time for them to put it in someone else's asshole. Meanwhile, this player must fart, causing a bubble to be created from their ass, and assbubble if you will. The player who placed the gum in the asshole must then pop the bubble with their teeth and eat it out of the other person's asshole.
The game continues until all players have eaten gum from assholes and had gum eaten from their assholes.
2. A synonym for "grab ass."
1. Ass bubbles is a game that is played generally played by two people, but the rules and gameplay are open to allow for more players.
The game begins by chewing bubble gum. It is recommended that the players use either giant gumballs or several pieces of gum to allow for large bubbles. Players then remove their clothes for the next stage of the game.
A player must then bend over so that another player may use his of her chewed wad of gum to cover the bending player's asshole.
As for the player who is bending over, they are welcome to continue chewing their gum until it it is time for them to put it in someone else's asshole. Meanwhile, this player must fart, causing a bubble to be created from their ass, and assbubble if you will. The player who placed the gum in the asshole must then pop the bubble with their teeth and eat it out of the other person's asshole.
The game continues until all players have eaten gum from assholes and had gum eaten from their assholes.
2. A synonym for "grab ass."
1. "So did you finally get to bone Carly last night?"
"Nah man, but we totally played ass bubbles!"
2. "Will you two stop playing ass bubbles and get back to work."
"Nah man, but we totally played ass bubbles!"
2. "Will you two stop playing ass bubbles and get back to work."
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