Bro Block

The favour you call in when you have your eyes on a gal (or guy no judgement here, just wear those socks) but don't want your bros challenging you so you call a Bro Block on the person. Works either as a favour the bro can call on in the future or they can Bro Block you from somebody of their choosing. Valid for an agreed period of time.

"Hey Hamzah bro, I'm really getting on with Big Shaz, I'm calling a Bro Block on this one. Give me a month yeah?"

"Alright Harry bro, but I'm gonna have to call one on Eddie man, he's mine for a month."

"All good bro, just miss me with that gay shit yeah?"

by Sexybeast24 May 6, 2019

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Bro-testant Reformation

Bro-testant Reformation (noun): the 21st-century social and cultural reintegration of traditionally masculine ideas, pursuits and behaviors in actuality rather than silly-ass hipster fetishising of tokens and artifacts from 1800s and early 1900s

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"I caught a 22 pound bucket-mouth; gutted it myself, cooked and ate it. Then I watched a YouTube of how to fix my car's solenoid; and then fixed it."

"Yeah. A wool Patagonia shirt with suspenders doesn't make someone a manly lumberjack. One the other hand, your activities denote your commitment to the Bro-testant Reformation."

by Content-ment411 May 12, 2019

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