King of The Junjle

When you're a big boss... survival instincts are there. KING OF THE JUNJLE!

Jerma: woah i'm literaly king of the junjle
me: you literally are!

by Queen of The Junjle! February 5, 2024

Fatty King

A dictator of a country with a huge behind

A Piercing of the Dysleitourgikó mikró péos

Hi yesterday I saw this Fatty king Give me a fatty king

by Galdro 77 October 17, 2017

No Kings

When your team lost, and you can’t handle it.

I can’t wait to attend the No Kings protest!

by Sugarnipzz October 17, 2025

Short king

Short king is the definition of zac rudd, a below average in height male who goes around acting like he’s tall but he’s not.

Bro who’s that short king?
What short king? That’s zac rudd bro the only short king around.

by Short King syndrome May 18, 2022

King fung mo

A sound lad, but has his moments.

Likes skydiving but is a bit gay...

King fung mo jumped out of a plane but forgot to pack his chute.

by SleepingChaos December 12, 2023

King Henry VIII

A fat English Tudor who had six wives and killed almost all of them, eventually dying and was so fat that his coffin exploded...

Who was king Henry VIII person 2: a complete bastard

by Whatsupguys April 21, 2025

Hood King

Every neighborhood has one, they are not chosen but watched real carefully from friends, enemies, employers, and even Police departments; an individual who keeps up in illegal activity for a long period of time, who also been arrested and fingerprinted

The HOOD KING was doing wheelies on his dirt bike.

by 50thStateGangstahzParadise June 30, 2018