"Joe Biden Is NOT MY PRESIDENT" was a Facebook group created around the time that Joe Biden won the 2020 U.S Presidential Election.
"Joe Biden Is NOT MY PRESIDENT" may have only lasted for a few months (it was deleted shortly after the Capitol Riot), but in that short span of time, it became one of the largest Facebook groups of all time, with nearly three million members at the time of the infamous riot - proving what America REALLY thinks about the 46th.
by Ubeenbamboozledson June 05, 2022
Jacks buddies asked him to go round for a BBQ and beers but he had to turn them down because he had a severe case of cotton-eyed joe.
by sinkking February 22, 2017
The act of drinking so much alcohol in one sitting that your nonsensical ramblings become similar to Joe Biden with no teleprompter.
Shannon: What’s wrong with Edward? I’m a little concerned. He hasn’t been making sense.
Steve: Oh, don’t worry, we played that Joe Biden drinking game earlier and he had 10 shots of whiskey in an hour
Edward: “We hold these truths to be self evident. All men and women are created by...oh you know the thing.”
Steve: Come to think of it, maybe he has brain damage and alcohol poisoning.
Shannon: Let’s hit the hospital before he retells the creepy hairy legs in the pool story
Steve: Oh, don’t worry, we played that Joe Biden drinking game earlier and he had 10 shots of whiskey in an hour
Edward: “We hold these truths to be self evident. All men and women are created by...oh you know the thing.”
Steve: Come to think of it, maybe he has brain damage and alcohol poisoning.
Shannon: Let’s hit the hospital before he retells the creepy hairy legs in the pool story
by Paddow101 November 04, 2020
This is a common phenomenon that exists in most men. They think all women want them. He's the guy that interepts an innocent comment and/or compliment to mean that you "want him."
Carloyn: "Hey, Joe, nice tie, is that new?"
(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)
Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."
Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)
(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)
Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'
(How does this in translates in Joe's mind?)
Joe's mind: "See!! I knew it! She wants me!! How do I tell her I'm not looking for a committed relationship."
Joe: "Uh, thanks Carolyn. I gotta go. I have to jump on an important call. (all the while unable to look her in the eye)
(How does this translate in Carolyn's mind?)
Carolyn: "WTF? I told him nice tie!! How does he get that I'm hitting on him." Here's another classic case of 'everybody wants me Joe.'
by CoffeewCream August 29, 2009
A nomadic male, around the age of 23, that is native to Middle America but rarely seen there. Most often seen in coastal regions surfing, chasing Siberian Huskies, or mumbling about politics.
by Anonymous September 01, 2003
A term used to describe Joe Biden and Kamala Harris in a nasty way due to pictures of Biden sniffing little kids surfacing and Harris known to be sleeping with older married men in order to advance in her political career.
by TommyNoleBuc June 06, 2021
A common term children like to say. Usually followed by "my butt is bigger than Mexico!" Scientists have been trying to figure out why children have been saying this term. We still haven't found the answer. A hypothesis is this it this term is used for fun and laughs.
by @n0n¥m0u$ August 18, 2017