Sittin up fat

When someone has provided a luxurious lifestyle for another

KT: I saw her baby daddy at the East Side Motel spittin game on some ho. Ain't his boo Pookie?

Big Ames: No, he don't stay with her no mo. Before she blew all his scrill, she was iced out, rollin a Mercedes, and livin at his sick crib. She didn't even have no job. He had her sittin up fat.

by Amy Clemmons & Katie Foster December 14, 2008

stupid fat dab

a dab that is so fat, it is stupid

bro, I just took a stupid fat dab! now im baked

by 710bren January 24, 2023

i have fat

I have fat. Something a rich white person who doesn’t want to admit they are fat says.
“Dude, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat”

“Sweetie, you need to get on the treadmill. You’re fucking fat”
“Darling, I have fat, I am CERTAINLY NOT fat!”

by Urbandictionilisationnnn November 29, 2018

fat ass mouth

You, a bitch ass recruit, has made the mistake of whispering to a drill instructor instead of ripping your throat apart trying to scream

*insert command* “aye aye sir” ok open your fat ass mouth “AYE AYE SIR”

by A-way J August 16, 2022

greedy mcfat fat

Someone who eats to damn much

Jake Pitts is a greedy McFat fat

by VilePrune November 18, 2013

Low-fat dick

A dick that has no carbohydrates, low on fat, and healthy for vegans.

Girl 1: Omg Tommy's dick is so big you should try to fuck with him
Girl 2: EW, NO, I'M VEGAN
Girl 1: Girl, he has that low-fat dick.

by jkbhv snaklmc;vmd November 26, 2019

plop a fat one

To take a rather large, long shit in the toilet.

"Off to plop a fat one.. I might be a while , I'm taking my phone"

by noelgayllagher November 20, 2019