california chocolate cock

When you're doing anal and the receiver shits all over your cock

I was fuckin Martha last night and she gave me a "California chocolate cock"

by Tiantberry May 30, 2014

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Get the california chocolate cockmug.

Middle Eastern chocolate bar

When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.

That was some Middle Eastern chocolate bar!

by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017

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Get the Middle Eastern chocolate barmug.

Nibbling Chocolate

When you desparately need a shit.

Similar to Squeezing Maltesers

Tina, I cant walk any further. I'm nibbling chocolate..

by Tom Monaghan July 2, 2011

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Get the Nibbling Chocolatemug.

to relax the chocolate starfish

To take a dump.

Especially in an outside toilet.

May I use your bathroom?

I need to relax the chocolate starfish.

by RedpillDude May 29, 2020

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Get the to relax the chocolate starfishmug.

it’s when two male food bloggers are on a date: they have a fondue pot, of milk chocolate, BUT they have ran out of strawberries. WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO? they whip out their testicles (balls) and dip them in, and proceed to ‘clean’ (lick them) clean off of each other.

would you like to chocolate covered raisin tonight?

by awoogaawooga January 20, 2024

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