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Slapping a dookie

When you have the sudden urge to take a large crap.
I was in the club gettin loose on the floor until I had to go slap a dookie.

Little Johnny's stumach is real upset he's been slapping a dookie all morning
by Ol goopy August 31, 2023
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National slap ass day

You get to slap a freinds ass without getting in trouble
by Hahabsjs sjdd October 23, 2019
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Link slap

1. When working from home, the act of responding to a question with no words other than a link to the answer they seek.
2. When your friend asks you a dumb question, the act of sending them a link with the exact answer to their question
1. "Did you see that dumb question Caitlin dropped in slack?" "Yeah, I just link slapped the shit out of her. I sent her a link to her asking the same question last month."
2. "Bro I'm gonna link slap you with a dumb question like that."
by UngieBungie October 24, 2022
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strike 'n slap

An advanced sales technique commonly used to exert dominance over a customer who is being an idiot. The salesman will slam his hands down on the table as hard as possible. When the customer looks up in shock to see what happened, the salesman will immediately slap the customer. This lets the customer know you are NOT there to screw around.
This customer is totally unreasonable. I may have to give him the Ole strike 'n slap.
by Love Stinks January 24, 2024
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Slippery Sleeve Slap

After having sex with a partner with a condom, poke holes in the tip and slap your friend across the face, this completing the slippery sleeve slap
"Yo, I slippery sleeve slapped Derek last night and it went everywhere"
by Krillbait March 28, 2021
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don’t slap me, Will!!!

Said in response to a slight, slam, or burn.
She: Calling you stupid is insulting to stupid people.

He: Don’t slap me, Will!!!
by Woofmutt March 29, 2022
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Slap Ignorant Men Day

On April 16, it is where people slap men (preferably in the face) who are homophobic, racist, ableist, and misogynistic.
Anna: "Hey, why is everyone slapping everyone?"

Zoe: "It's Slap Ignorant Men Day!"
by hapford March 24, 2021
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