Davenport Steamer

Verb - The act of smashing out someone's windshield then squatting and taking a shit on their dashboard. This probably originated in Davenport, IA where people do this all the time.

That fucker cut me off, so I followed him to the restaurant and did a Davenport Steamer on his new ride. Imagine the look on his face when he comes out of the restaurant with his girl and sees his windshield smashed out and a fresh shit loaf on his dashboard!

by Rosemarysbaby666 September 13, 2021

Ham Screamer

A sandwich consisting of ham, marinara sauce, and Caesar dressing served on soft white bread.

Steven devoured his ham screamer with the ferocious and quiet determination of that walking pile of cum, Abigail Adams.

by Screamerboy88 September 25, 2021

Mckay Steamer

1.When Dave preforms a cleveland steamer on aloma
2.When Dave drops a aloma on aloma

3. When Dave drops an Aloma on CJ

I Preformed a Mckay steamer-

by Mckay Steamer September 29, 2021

Stanley Steamer

It is like a Dutch oven but instead of farting and covering a person with the bedsheets, you shit on their face and cover them with the blankets.

Hey daddy can I whore get a Stanley Steamer.

by Bosnian Jesus October 6, 2021

The Screaming Seagull

When you tie a knot in your condom and throw it in the air. The sound of screaming seagulls is deafening.

Dude, I served lunch to a flock of the screaming seagulls.

by Java McPhearson October 11, 2021

Saskatchewan Screamer

The result of any type of vegetable matter entering the anus. Most often is the result of the act of wiping with said vegetable matter.

Poor Joe couldn’t get to the bathroom and had to wipe his ass with corn shucks. He’s a real Saskatchewan Screamer this morning..

by Shabar77 January 14, 2022

ethiopian steamer

When someone who is starving tries to take a shit on your chest, but is unable.

I took an ethiopian steamer on her chest before dying from starvation.

by asdf;lkji January 22, 2022