When someone named Noah has a big fat crush on someone that realistically will never like him back and he just can’t get over it. She’s not gonna date you dude, let it go 🫤
Person 1: “hey I think that noah guy is a little simp”
Person 2: “what makes you think that?”
Person 1: “he’s actually obsessed with you and he makes it so obvious even though you keep friend zoning him”
Person 2: “what makes you think that?”
Person 1: “he’s actually obsessed with you and he makes it so obvious even though you keep friend zoning him”
by TevanTheCoolest March 20, 2024
Get the Simpmug. “did u hear dara merriman gave phoebe his giant death star lego set just so she’d kiss him”
“he’s such a simp”
“he’s such a simp”
by cowfrombarnyard March 19, 2020
Get the simpmug. a man with no spine. deletes tinder after talking to a girl for a week. wouldn't give someone mouth to mouth because he has a girlfriend. often comes in the form of men named Ryland Willamson.
by scandanavianclown April 22, 2020
Get the simpmug. A simp is a man that poodles behind his woman and becomes a yes man and agrees to anything she says instead of being an Alpha male
by bigdbanga November 1, 2023
Get the Simpingmug. Why do all people named Greg Palculict have to such simps, like, just be a human and don't hit on women named Khali and Sarah? We get it, you wanna be nice just to get shitty pussy but FUCK man.
by J CMX March 9, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by Imtheonewhomadesimpinurbandict October 12, 2020
Get the Simpmug. A man that puts himself under a woman in hopes of winning her over, even though she brings nothing to the table. Simps are especially big on ditching the boys to be with a girl, or a group of girls.
Jack: Hey bestie what are u doin tonight? I was thinking we could hang out just me and you and maybe do a Face mask!
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Don’t be a simp.
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Don’t be a simp.
by Simp Powers February 12, 2020
Get the Simpmug.