Slapping the cat

A phrase that means "I am just kidding"

"Hey you look great in that shirt!"
"Really, you think so?"
"Nah, I'm just slapping the cat, you look terrible!"

by proooj February 29, 2016

New England Rabbit Slap

When you decide to go S&M style with your partner, but if you cum before they let you then your punishment is being slapped in the face with a bag of hops.

Guy 1: My girl gave me a New England Rabbit Slap last night, I still have the bruises. I told her next time don't squeeze so tight.

by IRHMP August 27, 2016

Kentucky Long Slap

When your girl is doing a hand stand spread eagle so you can use her meat cave as a firing position. However you can't handle a firearm so you scope yourself and smash the roast beef with the muzzle brake

Brett was trying to be cool by shooting his 50 off his girl, but his form was poor and all the axe body spray self tanner let the butt slide up giving them the ole Kentucky Long Slap.

by TomSideways February 7, 2017

Slap a friend

January 23rd is a day to slap one of your friends!

"Hey what day is it today?"
"its slap a friend day!"
"Ohh.. right"

by LpveherP January 22, 2023

Slap your jawn

The intellectual and progressive way of asking another man if he would be willing to give you an oppertunity too pepper the tip of his flacid penis with butterfly kisses.

Also can mean to hit a strangers vape.

Samuel looked David in the eyes and passionately asked "hey bro can i slap your jawn like a real man?"

David obliged.

by Condalisa_rice June 20, 2018

Oscar Slap

When you get slapped after making a joke about someone’s partner.

I made a joke about her lover and she Oscar slapped me.

by FreshWords April 2, 2022

Shlong slap

Where a girl slaps her cheeks against his shlong

She shlong slapped me so hard

by Justinehpsaucep September 4, 2016