Piss on his chips

Chips from a chippie getting pissed on

When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.

He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE

by The uriniser October 1, 2019

Piss boy

A lil ass bitch boy who got a tiny lil dick & sucks His daddys lil tiny dick too.

Bruh did u see that lil piss boys tik tok 😂😂😂
Lmaooo yeah what a Fruitcake

by CandyboyHater1010101777333222 May 1, 2022

Pissing on a flat rock

A sudden and heavy downpour of anything

Would you look at the rain? Just like a frog pissing on a flat rock.

The bills are piling up like a mule pissing on a flat rock

by Larin Noel October 2, 2016

Devil's Piss

Oleoresin Capsicum (OC) Spray or Pepper Spray. If the non-lethal weapons instructor-trainer is old-school, they'll give you the "double-dragon" treatment on a windy day with an MK-9 or "Mark Nine," which is the fogger version of the standard MK-4 they issue 5811s and 31Bs in AIT at Fort Leonard Wood Basic Military Police Schoolhouse.

I hated being sprayed with the Devil's Piss, especially when I went through the MARDET FLW Basic MP Schoolhouse for INIWIC also referred to as the "House of Pain". When GySgt. Sheaffer busted out the MK-9s I freaked out, but hell, it was a windy day and he didn't wanna have to re-spray us with the "double-dragon" treatment. Well, at least I earned and retained by Level II certification as a non-lethal weapons instructor.

by kinghiroichi1 June 18, 2025

Piss on a sparkplug

When you’re the boss and want to appear as a bad ass, but you have no idea how to fix a problem… you can say this openly to the group, knowing a subordinate can fix the issue and giving them control of the situation.

We can’t launch!?! I’d piss on a sparkplug if I thought it would do any good!

by Justzisguyyaknow November 30, 2022

Piss rock

Known for its Midwestern low-life charm. Often described as how a dive bar bathroom smells. Piss rock originates from Milwaukee and is often considered shitty.

Are you going to the Fake My Death show? They're classic Milwaukee piss rock, it sounds like your dad putting out his cigarettes on your arm.

by Opie4 March 22, 2025

Gooch Piss

The result of pissing while sitting down. As the urine runs past ones gooch, it becomes homogeneous with the gooch auar. This has an effect on both the odor and color of the urine.

Dude I totally just Gooch Pissed in your car man.

by Koshi March 30, 2008