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pissed

I am very pissed yesterday.
by RedTomato1240 April 6, 2019
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Piss baby

by Blood for the blood god July 28, 2021
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Piss Test

The struggle a man has urinating into the toilet while having an erection.
Bro, I woke up with morning wood and had to pee, I had to take a Piss test.
by Big Scoop July 29, 2016
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Piss colored hair

Ok Reddit, so I (237,624 M) and my wife (6 F) got into a bit of an argument about Fortnite (released 2017 by Epic Games) on my (237,624 M) Xbox One X (released 2017). She (6F) wanted to play fortnite (released 2017 by Epic Games) on my (237,624 M) Xbox One X (released 2017) even though she (6 F) has a PS4 (released 2013), which I (237,624 M) destroyed. I (237,624 M) said no. She (6 F) hit me. So naturally, I grabbed my Unholy Hellbringer (crafted 200,000 years ago in Neptune’s core by demons), and killed her. I also killed our 32 of our boys, being Liam (2 M), Noah (2 M), Elijah (2 M), Logan (2 M), Mason (2 M), James (2 M), Aiden (2 M), Ethan (2 M), Lucas (2 M), Jacob (2 M), Michael (2 M), Matthew (2 M), Benjamin (2 M), Alexander (2 M), William (2 M), Daniel (2 M), Jayden (2 M), Oliver (2 M), Carter (2 M), Sebastian (2 M), Joseph (2 M), David (2 M), Gabriel (2 M), Julian (2 M), Jackson (2 M), Anthony (2 M), Dylan (2 M), Wyatt (2 M), Grayson (2 M), Isaiah (2 M), Christopher (2 M), and Joshua (2 M). I saved Henry (2 M), because he (2 M) was my favorite child. I thought that he could be raised by wolves while i (237,624 M) played Fortnite (released 2017 by Epic Games) inside my house. While outside, I (237,624 M) dropped him (2 M) on the pavement and he (2 M) died. So Reddit, AITA I the asshole for killing my whole family?
Person 1: read the definition
Person 2: piss colored hair
by Delete this account now September 19, 2023
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Piss kink

something that me and dream was taken has😘
fans: do you have a piss kink

me and dream: yes definitely 🤤🤤
by thatsgnff on tiktok December 2, 2021
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piss on the lid

The idea of pissing on the lid is when you literally say fuck it, and you do something in an unorthadox manner. It is a method of explaining how an act performed where not a single fuck was given.
"I couldn't find a parking spot, so I decided to piss on the lid and parked in the fire lane with my flashers on"
by 94caprice April 15, 2019
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monkey piss

yo homie you wanna do some monkey piss befor school
by mason hagen September 13, 2021
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