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Fat Kid Asthma 

Fat Kid Asthma is when someone runs a short distance, but is hella winded half way through.

Often can be seen breathing heavily after walking up the stairs and running one lap around the gym, stop and just start wheezing.
-Running the mile is a quarter way through one lap-

Kid- -Wheezes- HOLY SHIT THIS FAT KID ASTHMA IS FUCKING ME UP!!!!!
Fat Kid Asthma by Troublepaws October 2, 2018
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Yodeling kid 

This kid will sing at your local Wal-Mart for 5.99. Let's just hope he does not end up like scumbag jake paul..
(Yodeling kid) yodels intensively...
(Fangirls) let out a blood-cuddling scream...
(Me) WERE IS THE EAR DOCTOR!!?? TRIGERED!!!!!!!
Yodeling kid by Vvisthekeykey35 October 7, 2018

Zombie kid 

Lady: Back here live at the waterfront village with my friend the zombie Jonathan. You're looking good Jonathan. You just got an awesome facepaint job. What do you think?

Zombie kid: I like turtles!

Lady: Alright you're great.
Zombie kid by bonerman69 October 25, 2018

Priest Kid 

The kids or teachers that have to get their way no matter what. Like a priest, they can't take no fr an answer.
Brandon made sure that we voted for his favorite, he really is a priest kid.
Priest Kid by sgduysagedy29 October 29, 2018

Cool kid 

cool Kids are often chill and nice where as you can have the other cool kids that are popular and bitchy to everyone
Omg I’m such a cool kid, unlike Susie 🙄
Cool kid by Sophiethecoolkid November 23, 2018

Spaghetti Kid 

Somebody who is very likely to shoot up a school. Most likely to have extremely greasy hair, googles pictures of firearms at school, and doesn't have any social skills what so ever.
Jim: There's this kid in my class who sharpens paper clips under the table. He's awful quiet.
Tom: What a spaghetti kid.
*Voice Yells* I'M SICK OF THIS SCHOOL!
Spaghetti Kid by Slatericy November 23, 2018