Kardashian-kissed

Term used to describe the intimate connection made with a person when you sit down on a toilet seat they previously warmed up.

"Uhg, I just Kardashian-kissed Mike from accounting."

"Jesus, how gross. My Uncle Ron got crabs from a truck stop that way... weren't there any other stalls? "

"No, dude, I couldn't hold it."

by otterpop206 December 14, 2013

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Yugoslavian Kiss

Vastly different than the French kiss, the Yugoslavian kiss offers more of an exotic, mind blowing experience. First, both people participating in this kiss get on their knees. In every household that participated in native Yugoslavian culture is a bowl of room temperature oatmeal by the front door. The dominant one takes a swig of the oatmeal and swishes it around their mouth. They then forcibly spit the oatmeal into the other ones mouth. The least dominant one eats a raw clove of garlic to solidify their disgusting nature. Then the can of sardines gets involved. Sometimes people will use anchovies, kipper, oysters, and tuna. The largest sardine is carefully chosen from the tin. The rest get thrown away as they are undesirable and useless. A man named Stephen Hawking blesses the sardine with a lugie. The two bite on each side and share it between their mouths as they kiss. The lesser dominant one must swallow the sardine whole when the kiss comes to an end. They both stand up, shake hands, and say the sacred statement of "The kiss was nice, next time bring rice, to hide in my fat rolls." As beautifully as the kiss started, they must depart now.

I witnessed a Yugoslavian Kiss at a wedding once. It was the most majestic activity I've ever seen. Long live Yugoslavia.

by hellobello January 7, 2024

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custard kisses

When one transfers their seed from their mouth to another welcoming party

Dude, did you hear Rosie and Wayne gave each other custard kisses?

by Hyperlite1 April 18, 2018

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Scissor-kiss

When 2 people pucker up their butthole and scissor as if their anuses were kissing, creating a suction in which the anus pulls on the other person's anus for pleasure.

"Yo me and my girl last night we're practicing our scissor-kiss. I swear my jungle bridge was so wet from her snatch"

by ErosSlav6661 January 9, 2021

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Kiss of Death

When you have lip to ass contact with a fart, usually happens during facesitting or eating ass.

Jake: I was rimming this girl Alice last night and before I could bust she totally blew a kiss of death. Bro it was nasty.

Paul: Stop eating ass then, moron.

by Molly Stings April 25, 2021

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