Green Day

A gay band for people who like gay music(If it's even fair to call it that).

Idiot:"Dude, I'm going to see Green Day next week"
Human:"Fucking idiot, Green Day sucks ass!"

by Fuckingthrash March 21, 2019

Back In the Day.

Regarding a time before you mattered. A time that you were not a part of. You must have at least 5 plus years on to even say this phrase.

Back in the day I didn't even work here because I don't matter and should never say back in the day.

by GPJ4TH October 17, 2017

Mother's Day

A horrific day in the lives of single moms everywhere. A day that symbolizes their broken dreams of a loving husband, lover, friend. A day tramatizes even the most resilient mother, it's as dismal as a datelessValentines Day. It blindsides the mom by confirming that no one really cares about what they do with exception of their other female friends. Children who should be pawns used by their former husbands/lovers to prove their dedication, now flounder without guidance. In a best case scenario, a mom with young children can land a homemade gift; with older kids they can hope to get some yard work at of them without monstrous amount of lip. It's a day all moms know that no one in their house wants to celebrate. Then beyond the concept of men, it is a day that if the mother doesn't force their sons to do anything, they will definitely ruin them for the next generation of women.

A day that men can easily allude that they are (or would be) a great husband/father by pointing out the short comings of other men. Interestingly, this seems to coincide with the man failing to produce the same proclaimed formula for happiness in their own relationships.

A day any halfway decent mom will be missed if they have passed, and their children will finally wish they could celebrate it with them.

Jane: "So what did the kids suprise you with for Mother's Day?"

Mom: "You are kidding right? I made them breakfast while they whined about the idea of helping around outside".

"Are you kidding me? Do we really have too"

by Lostnotfound May 12, 2016

Valentine's day

A day that seems to have only been made to make single people feel worst about single and for gamers tomake memes about the fact that they are dating their ps4.

Larry: I'm so sad that I have no one for Valentine's day.

XxNoobMastser435xX: I'm with my ps4.

Larry: *plays notFunny ft. Didn'tLaugh

by NibbaHotCheetos February 17, 2020

Completion Day

The first day in a girl's life when she gives head to completion.

It took twenty years, but it was finally completion day on February 4th when she finished the job.

by The Limit does Not Exist March 12, 2012

hand day

A day when masturbating is your biggest accomplishment

Vince was supposed to run numerous errands on Saturday, but instead was caught up in internet porn and made it a hand day.

by Gene Staley, jr. October 26, 2011

disability day

When everyone plays league of legends on the same day because they have something wrong in their head.

usually people who play the game have:
substance abuse disorders
trauma-related disorders
eating disorders
schizophrenia
personality disorders

We're playing on disability day right? because I want to show my disability

by TruthMan361 October 26, 2019