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rona's cock

zingers from ale house that are old, dried out, and generally unappetising. basically, they resemble an old lady's potential dick.
i swear yo, these look and taste like rona's cock. let's tell this fuckin crazy bitch waitress to get us some freshies. and maybe a free dessert.
by ronahashugecockandballs December 16, 2010
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cock dweller

1.one who loiters around large amounts of cocks.
2.one who lurks in a cock forest; often very territorial about their cocks.
Last weekend Carlos and I were hiking in the cock forest and stumbled upon an angry cock dweller
by Flo-tron February 20, 2009
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Cocked over

The act of getting cocked over means to get owned in a video game or in real life. If somthing bad happens to you you would get cocked over
Wow i got cocked over by that camper
by TICKLE MY FUNNY January 25, 2011
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side cock

when your boxers cause you dick and balls to turn to the left or right due to the boxers turning to the left or right.
often leaving an uncomfortable feeling and usually must be fixed immediately.
joey- aww shit man my underwear is causing to have major side cock!
Adam- dude that sucks fix that side cock quick!
by EdgelessFire March 28, 2011
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ROFL Cock

When someone is having oral sex and their partner tickles the other person's the penis and/or scrotum until they cum.
"My girlfriend gave me a ROFL Cock last night, I laughed so hard, I came all over."
by cokmonkeyy April 6, 2010
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Cock bounce

A move in beer pong where a cup has been removed and you toss the ball with high arc towards the gap and use the cup behind it as a backboard to sink the cup in front of the cup originally removed.
He hit the second cup then his partner cock bounced it on us.
by Inventor1234321 February 22, 2009
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cock nobbler

Cock nobbler. (adjective), (a cock sucker or wannabe cock sucker, i.e. bad driver must be distracted sucking cock)

San Jose slang for a terrible driver who in traffic insists on honking his horn when he or she knows there are five cars in front of him or her and the light ahead is red, like it will turn faster.
To be one of these jerk drivers one must assume he or she is not actually getting head but just being a bad driver.

This implies the reason his or her horn is 'broken' is he is getting a finger job from his hand while he waits and is hitting the wheel, or in some cases, his carpool assistant is sucking him off.

Why is that idiot in the blue Camry honking when there are ten cars in front of us?
Maybe the cock nobbler has discovered his hand again.
by zickhyt June 18, 2011
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