Colostomy Slot Taco

A colostomy bag splitting open during sex, but instead of panicking, moving her on to her back with her legs behind her ears, then ceasing the opportunity to pour the contains of the bag into her vagina, and then chowing down on it like you’re at your favourite Tex-Mex Restaurant.

Person 1: oh dude your breath stinks!

Person 2: Sorry man, I had a colostomy slot taco last night.

by The muddy mud muncher February 9, 2025

glossy taco

A glossy taco is a word used by us nail polish users and holosexuals, it means a glossy top coat on top of any nail polish design.
#sinplynailogical

Finish peeling off the nail vinals and add the holo taco, then finish with a glossy taco to make it shine.

by Wazzaz August 13, 2017

Taco Bell Russian Roulette

The act of consuming a box meal from the formost US Tex Mex chain while under a state of gastrointestinal distress in an attempt to rid yourself of the ailment; with potentialy catastrophic results.

Tim: I have had the stomach flu for 3 days and I am misreable. At this point I am willing to risk it all. Time for some Taco Bell Russian Roulette.

Andy: That sounds like the worst idea ever.

Tim: I will either clean the virus out of my system or you are going to have to plunge my organs through the pipes. I am up for either at this point.

by 2nd amendment is bae June 7, 2022

Glossy taco

The nickname for the gloss top coat used when painting your nails. The term was created by YouTuber SimplyNailogical, a.k.a. Cristine, because "top coat" sounds like "taco".

"Now, you just have to apply a glossy taco to your holo nails, and you're done!"

by albino.bunnie April 18, 2018

Taco Meat

When a Man has Many ugly bumps on his face or neck from shaving wrong.

Damn did you see the bumps on Ol' Boy neck,

That nigga got mad taco meat!!!
Or
Make sure you wash your face, i can see early signs of taco meat on yo Shit!!!

by James Samuel Dean June 28, 2016

Taco sand

Taco sand is that weird brown stuff some people put the rim of drinks. (Seealso tajin)

Who the hell put this taco sand on my margarita?!

by Derfiticulum March 22, 2024

interdimensional taco

When you throw a burrito through a dimensional vortex sending it to a different universe where burritos don't exist ultimately turning it into a taco and it being sent back to you as a taco yet still tasting like a burrito from California.

I was enjoying my day walking through Central Park, New York City, New York, and I slipped and dropped my New York burrito into a science lab making it go through a dimensional vortex and it coming out as an interdimensional taco that tasted like a burrito from Los Angeles, California

by ThatPurplePerson September 2, 2023