Count my 1’s

Run my 1’s or count my 1’s means to fight someone

He told me to count my 1’s so I knew we were gonna fight after school

by itssor September 30, 2023

I 1 2 6 U

I want to sex you.

Say: I 1 2 6 u . Say it fast for best result.

by T. Bar May 19, 2021

1/2 k

When you pissed someone off in a conversation they don’t wanna give you a whole k so you get 1/2k

Bf where do you wanna go to eat

Gf idk

Bf What about Thai

Gf 1/2 k

by Dukel March 12, 2024

1/2

One half of your demise in text forme, often used by a homewrecker In disguise.

1/2 I’m not cheating(What she did that night)

2/2 I love you no one else( I use you beeeœtch)

by YoungMoody February 17, 2021

September 1

National mums a bitch day today is September 1 which means your mum can be a bitch to who ever she wants no matter what

Sarah: my mum is being such a bitch today
Chloe: it’s September 1

Sarah: oh fuck

by Sym:)))) September 1, 2021

100 men vs 1 gorilla

A Debate of the century and brain rot

A: hey who would win 100 men vs 1 gorilla

B: I don’t give a shit, how the fuck did you get in my house?

by Fantastic Epic Man Big Op Yo May 4, 2025

Rule -1

The unheard rule before rule 0 This rule says that if rule 7443 is broken, you can invoke the power of "I dont give a fuck" to defend yourself, can only be used if "Your mother" has been used by the other person 4 times or more. Once used you instantly win unless they invoke a different power that can revoke this before this rule has been used.

Person 1: fuck i misunderstood that
Person 2: Rule 7443 moron
Person 1: I invoke the power of I dont give a fuck, Rule -1 for more info, Moron

by fggfggfewefwefef September 26, 2020