school boy

The narcotic drug Codiene. Usually availible as a hydrochloride salt.

When I was a school boy, we used to drink cough syrup 'cuz it had school boy in it back then. Now it's got that dextro shit in it. That shit'll mess you up!

by DJ Dre Alpha December 6, 2005

Back to school

Where you need to be if you don't want the government to take away your right to loot and riot in the city of Minneapolis.

Go back to school so you don't have more free time than needed to destroy private property.

by Sexydimma October 10, 2021

Java School

A term coined by Joel Spolsky to denote universities that teach only one ’easy‘ programming language, most commonly Java as a means to dumb down computer science education to make it more accessible for idiots.

A university that teaches Java is not necessarily a Java school. A Java school is characterized not by the presence of Java on the curriculum, but by the absence of ‘hard’ programming languages such as C or Lisp that help students gain deeper insight into programming.

Graduates of Java schools are at a loss when presented with a problem that is slightly different from one they saw before.

Joe: Man, Freds code totally sucks. He has SingletonFactoryFactories all over the place.
Jim: Yeah, he's from a Java school. I dunno what idiot hired him.

by Bluuberducker April 18, 2010

Caterham School

bunch of frigid bitches. All up each others arse. Always second to whitgift, to be honest stop trying to be like whitgift your a bunch of losers. All the girls think the boys at the school are fucking brilliant but instead they are a bunch of losers that need to grow a fucking pair.

hi go to caterham school and im a fucking loser

by qwertyfilhgdidfsbndjk June 21, 2012

The Independence School

indy sux as a skool all together....no a day they could care less about the kids and more about the money...thats why all the teachers are leaving....and all the gurls there are sluts anyway...you should see how they dress...and all the boys are cocky assholes.....so its another shit school

indy sux ass and it doesnt give a shit about nuthing but there god dam reputation

by former indy student March 24, 2005

alternative school

a school that they basically put you in if your a foster kid, been takin off your meds, or if your on probation. (im in it)

jim: hey man, how come i dont see you in school anymore?

Jake: iv'e, ahhh... been sick..?

Jim: your in alternative school, arent you?

Jake: yeah...yeah, i am :/

by partytime765 November 29, 2011

Ralph School

A home-based school attended by the Drabble children, especially Penny and Patrick. It is taught by their father, Sergeant Ralph Drabble. Ralph is a tough teacher and often glares at his students when they don't do something he likes. This is the best place to learn how to be a mall cop. So if you think mall cops are pretty cool, check it out and go to Ralph School!

Ralph: OK, kids, you ready for Ralph School?

Penny: Right on, dad! I'm gonna love this.

Ralph: No, no sweetheart. At Ralph School I'm not Dad, its Mr. Drabble, OK?

Penny: (starts crying) But I've always called you Dad.

Ralph: Not in your Ralph School classes. (he gives her a gentle glare) See, Isn't this fun having me for a teacher?

Patrick: This is fun! Best school I know. Especially since you're our teacher!

Ralph: (starts laughing) Yes, this is like mall cop therapy. Ralph School is crazy! Class dismissed! (he glares at them again) Ralph School rules!

by Dusty's Baby Powder September 15, 2011