Petting Zoo

When a group of gay men meet to enjoy sexual activity of enjoying inserted gerbils or hampsters anally while performing fellatio upon one another.
Aka gerbiling.

My grandma drove a van load of gay men to a meet up for a petting zoo, and enjoy some gerbiling together.

by Uncle Cousin G-Spot July 4, 2022

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Dude Zoo

When a party or event had an inordinate percentage of male attendants and/or unattractive females or shemales of questionable gender. (see also: sausage fest, Allston)

Dude, let's pack it up. This party is a dude zoo and the only way not to go home alone is to get gay.

by Ghetto Paisley October 25, 2009

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Morbid Zoo

It's like, a zoo, right? but its full of morbid shit. So much morbid. So much shit. And yet, it fucks. Morbid Zoo fucks.

Of course I let him fuck me - he likes Morbid Zoo!

What are we, some kind of Morbid Zoo?

Its MorbidZooin' time!

by the_time's_come_and_so_have_I June 26, 2025

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zoo zoos and wham whams

Zoo zoos are commissary food items sold to prisoners and wham whams are cigarettes. Circa 1980s youngins. It ain't all sweet, cabrón.

Run those zoo zoos and wham whams, Flaco! Make some moves and put some money on the books for me. Send it so I can spend it.

by Rocko Van Zetti May 24, 2023

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The wild ass fucking universe containing an enormous amount of unanswered questions and unnecessary things that can kill you or scar you for life, tis but a lovely universe we share all by ourselves is it not?

"Yo I think that giraffe neck yee yee lookin ass mf forgot the zoo culture up in here no cap"

by BubbyTheSpaceCowboi June 20, 2021

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