no-fi zone

An area of your house or office from which it is difficult or impossible to connect to the local wireless network.

Don't try to surf the net in the living room, that's a no-fi zone.

by Cerebellum Bean April 13, 2011

Friend Zone

A friendly type of "rejection" when one is attempting to cultivate a romantic relationship with another. The person will call you a "brother" or a "friend," and say they can't feel anything but platonic energy with you. Usually this happens to men who pursue a woman they're attracted to...but it generally can happen to anybody.

So, this is what he said last night: "I love that I can talk to you about anything. You're not like other women. I could never say this to(insert love interest's name here). But you...you're just like one of the guys. A real friend, you know?" Six months of pursuing this guy, only to be...accepted...into the friend zone.

by PirateQueen11 February 12, 2017

Paulson Zone

A zone in which one is cast into precariously (without ones control) which is entered by an individual who is of non-intrest to the party (girl)and is only good for emotional support (A pillow to cry on) . Symptons : Lack of intrest from other party (girl); Conversations in which consist of small talk and talk of other guys or other things(not talking about one and a girl). Following girl around like a pet. One is labeled as a friend. Lascivious activities are not engaged by the two parties. (Neither of you are getting any from each other)
Cures At this present time there are none. To treat the Paulson Zone you can only stop it. (Move on to another girl)

Man your in the "Paulson Zone", you aint got no chance with her.

by vaginaslayer January 2, 2011

The Chill Zone

When two people like each other and know about it, they're therefore figuring out wether to stay friends or dive into a relationship

Are we in the The chill zone?

Yes, let's figure it out

by Pleaserelate August 10, 2017

Blast Zone

When in a three way and cumming on the girl (either boobs or face) the area in which cum might shoot is considered the blast zone. The other guy is to stand back and whack while until the other guy finishes so he doesn't get hit. When the man is finished the other person approaches and the just finished person backs up to respect the mans Blast Zone.

Man 1: Dude, Get outta my blast zone!

Man 2: Sorry man!

by Jamgasm675 October 23, 2008

Pre-Zoning

A way of saying 'watching porn' in front of your parents

Mum:What are you doing tonight?
Son: Pre-Zoning!
Mum: oh... thats nice...(WTF is that?)

by I cant think of a name to have October 20, 2011

labyrinth zone

A level (zone) in Sonic The Hedgehog (1991). A water level known for being hard to complete which may be the cause of hatred towards water levels in video games.

Person 1: bro this maze is like fucking labyrinth zone
Person 2: can you please stop making pop culture references

by sinphy November 24, 2021