A term, derived from Olde English, used to describe something that you should never see, or something that you have seen and wish you hadn't.
The origin of the term dates back to the mid-seventeenth century, where candlemakers in England would often check the temperature of molten wax using their tallywhacker.
The origin of the term dates back to the mid-seventeenth century, where candlemakers in England would often check the temperature of molten wax using their tallywhacker.
by Ivor Scenit August 10, 2006
Get the Chandler's Knobmug. by Nemo_R_A November 28, 2004
Get the Throbbing Knobmug. Its an alternate name for the spiderman character green goblin. The knob goblin is a person that gobbles knobs. Sucks meat off the bone. Someone that enjoys eating throbbing cocks with gigantic veins and swallowng massive loads!
As Jimmy Tootuls grows angry he turns into the knob goblin, eating every cock in site and swallowing ocean size loads of jizz!!!
by JUMBO LEGO November 16, 2009
Get the Knob Goblinmug. Andy: "Hey that guy is a fool"
Peter: "yeah, and he's a bit of a Phil K too..!"
Andy: "yes! - A real knob jockey"
Peter: "yeah, and he's a bit of a Phil K too..!"
Andy: "yes! - A real knob jockey"
by WA2009 December 16, 2009
Get the knob jockeymug. when you masterbate using some sort of lube and it hardens on your dick and you can't get it off so it is permanently hard and you could break someones nose if you turkey slapped them
"broooo he has a stiffy"
"nah mate it's just an iron knob"
"what did he use?"
"honey"
"how long has he had it?"
"2 years"
"nah mate it's just an iron knob"
"what did he use?"
"honey"
"how long has he had it?"
"2 years"
by 69696966969696969696969696969 February 14, 2009
Get the iron knobmug. Get out, but also making fun terms such as 'kick rocks' and 'do work' because said terms are freaking pointless
by Bill Overlode May 5, 2010
Get the turn knobsmug. Secretion from the urethra (piss-pipe) that accumulates under the foreskin and emits a chessy odour if the individual has not taken care of their personal hygiene. Similar to 'wet tail' in rodents.
Joanne gagged as Lionel revealed his wet knob and demanded she suck it.
Your wet knob stinks more than my queef!
"Oi Phil, get your wet knob off my clean sheets, you bitch", yelled Robert
Your wet knob stinks more than my queef!
"Oi Phil, get your wet knob off my clean sheets, you bitch", yelled Robert
by Emma & Jo September 26, 2006
Get the Wet Knobmug.