Boner Wind

When you get an errection and a gust of wind blows past.

Person 1: *gets errection and wind starts blowing*
Person 2: Damn that's some boner wind!

by Kalvinater January 15, 2019

Shit wind

When someone farts infront of the fan

Did you have to do that right infront of the fan? You just hit me with shit wind...

by Oopsjaydiditagain June 28, 2021

free as the wind

That state of having no obligations or able to chose you own work schedule.

My sister repeatedly said she's, "Free as the wind." Yet, she never seems to be home on garbage night.

by Batrice BBB January 04, 2021

Thrown to the wind

(idiomatic) To discard or dispense with, especially in an abrupt or reckless manner.

10 of the tribes were thrown to the wind by the Assyrians in 722 BC.

by Lelouch0zerogeass July 12, 2021

Pigeon Wind

A gust of gnarly wind caused by the frantic wing flapping of a large group of pigeons that usually blasts you in the face. The wind may carry miscellaneous contents or debris or MM (see 'MM' definition).

When you are walking down a busy street, be aware of the pigeons. If you try to move them out of your way so that you don't step on them, they will become frantic, start flapping their pigeon wings, kick up the dirt all around them and blow it in your face as they escape their demise. You just got a taste of pigeon wind. Nasty.

by BBeans November 19, 2010

Wink Wind

When you pucker your ass so hard your anus looks like it's winking cuz you're trying to hold a fart in but a fart comes out anyway.

Did you see the look on Danyell's face? She looked so serious, and then it stunk....I think we've just experienced wink wind here.

by doctajj August 02, 2012

Wind sucker

Wind Sucker large vaginal opening. Whole so big it sucks in air fills vigina.

Did you see that strippers Wind Sucker. She blow the dollar out of my hand.

by SillyBlonde1 March 07, 2016