Whiskey Jack

1. Another name for the common Grey Jay.
2. When you masturbate using whiskey for lube.

I just had the best whiskey jack.

by Tayleron February 4, 2013

Whiskey Tortoise

Flaccid, impotent male genitals that result from consuming too much alcohol (esp. whiskey or bourbon).

"He got so drunk and later, in bed, he had a total whiskey tortoise. I lied and told him that it was fine and that all that mattered was being close to him."

by Tortoisemaster August 26, 2013

whiskey dink

too drunk to get penis hard when it comes to sexy time

"bro I took this girl home last night we were wasted tried to punish but I couldn't get hard.. got a bad case of whiskey dink"

by marmar306 August 1, 2014

Whiskey Tattoo

A tattoo that looks amateurish, is poor quality, or appears to have been received while in prison and is commonly seen on white trash.

Check out that chick's whiskey tattoo. She should get that fixed by a real artist.

by Blaksnot Thundercheeks November 1, 2015

whiskey sweets

To consume an obsene amount of whiskey resulting in perfuse sweating.

Victor Standingbear broke out in the whiskey sweets after drinking to much firewater.

by DRUNK Sloth November 22, 2015

Whiskey dicked

To be given good sex after consumption of Whiskey. .

She came over and I Whiskey dicked her.

by Chocolate goddess April 2, 2016

whiskey tango

White trash

Look at the whiskey tango over there throwing his whiskey dick around

by Nitro August 8, 2016