Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022
Get the Welcome Matmug. I tossed my keys on the 'welcome' by the door—perfect spot for everyone to wipe their shoes before coming inside!
by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025
Get the welcomemug. This Matthew is a very loving and hot guy. He is a proud irish and he is normally rolling with a mokhawk. He is always dressing in a blackish punk rock outfit. Hella fit and has a sexy ass body. He is very hansom and loves to tease u, he is good at it too. He is a player but if u get him to be yours you'll fall imidiatly and never get up. He is kind, and lovey dovey he loves kisses and likes showing off. He does impress. if you are in danger and he cares for u he will stand infront of u and scare the fuck out of any shitbag dumb enough to mess with u.
He is a perfect boyfriend.
He is a perfect boyfriend.
by _CrazyBitch_ April 18, 2019
Get the Matthew welcomemug. It's been a good night at Jimmies, you have scored and after a phat pizza base trip you are both heading back to your place.
Unfortunately you live in moatside (curtasy of Graham 'the wet' towel).
After assuring your pull that you are not trying to mug them in the alleyway and wadeing through the trash of a tipped bin (so romantic) you head to get into your 'room' which is more like a fucking shoebox.
'mind the mould' you say in a sexy voice as you both climb over your pile of laundry as there is nowhere else to put it. You can see the disgust on their face.
Nevertheless you persist and get into it. It's a bit of a squeeze in your hobbit sized bed and thus spend more time falling out onto the sticky floor that hasn't been cleaned (thanks to the uni cutting costs for some new bloody college).
It all ends in an orgasmic climax. Not from you, not from your pull, but instead you room dumps it's load that been building up in the walls on you. Drenching everything in mouldy quagmire.
You pull quickly runs away.
Maybe you'll have more luck in Klute tomorrow. They are known to like it a bit more dirty
Unfortunately you live in moatside (curtasy of Graham 'the wet' towel).
After assuring your pull that you are not trying to mug them in the alleyway and wadeing through the trash of a tipped bin (so romantic) you head to get into your 'room' which is more like a fucking shoebox.
'mind the mould' you say in a sexy voice as you both climb over your pile of laundry as there is nowhere else to put it. You can see the disgust on their face.
Nevertheless you persist and get into it. It's a bit of a squeeze in your hobbit sized bed and thus spend more time falling out onto the sticky floor that hasn't been cleaned (thanks to the uni cutting costs for some new bloody college).
It all ends in an orgasmic climax. Not from you, not from your pull, but instead you room dumps it's load that been building up in the walls on you. Drenching everything in mouldy quagmire.
You pull quickly runs away.
Maybe you'll have more luck in Klute tomorrow. They are known to like it a bit more dirty
by A3457 April 1, 2020
Get the The Moatside welcomemug. When an Abbo gives someone a proper "g’day" by bashing them up, stealing their shit, or screaming like a feral banshee. It’s their twisted way of rolling out the red carpet. Break-ins, bashings, or a loud-arse yell-fest, all in the name of "culture."
Saw those blokes pull a Welcome to Country last night, fists, yells, and not a brain cell between ‘em!
by ScxllyYT March 9, 2025
Get the Welcome to countrymug. by Azeroth730 August 1, 2022
Get the Welcome to Moe’smug. Welcomes is a nigger
by Joe binson November 24, 2023
Get the Welcomemug.