by Ty2p July 8, 2016
the most extravagant and expensive wedding on the planet. it’s filled with traditions such as the groom must “take” the bride from the house and some shoe gets stolen in the process. it’s a big deal. the wedding must have a minimum of 350 people and if it’s not at Metropol banquet hall, then ur doing it wrong. it’s filled with a bunch of drunk and angry armenians and gorgeous and glammed up ladies. usually lasts until 4am (at least that’s when they bring the eggs with tomatoes)
“Where were you last night u were out until the morning?!”
“i was at an armenian wedding! it was epic”
“i was at an armenian wedding! it was epic”
by sm102938 July 24, 2018
A beautiful ceremony that takes place between two men, signified by one of the men punching his life-partner in the anus and wearing “the ring” on his wrist
“Oh my god. Simon and Luca are so in love they wear each other’s anus on their sleeve. What a Sehr schön German Wedding.”
by Jim reeve March 20, 2019
Da brand of side-by-side or over-'n'-under device typically utilized at "mandatorily tying da knot due to voluntarily forming a bump" services.
To lessen da chance of having a Smith & Wedding in your vicinity, it's wise to use condoms till you actually get hitched.
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
where two popular (for no reason) es users get together for a e-wedding.
possibly the most awful thing you'll ever see.
possibly the most awful thing you'll ever see.
user 1: hey did you see those ES weddings by shoki and eren?
user 2: yeah that shit is so cringe, im not going.
user 2: yeah that shit is so cringe, im not going.
by mewkoz April 22, 2022
If a black widow and a black widower decide to get hitched, it is often a miracle if they even make it through the wedding serumony without at least one coffin's being sent in.
by QuacksO April 6, 2018
by Space Junkee January 9, 2018