Arab vision

A special vision that all arab men are said to have, which enables them to seek out other arabs and identify sombody's nationality. Arab vision is also known to assist an arab's smoothness with the opposite sex.

He's Palestinian and he's getting all the girls; he must have good arab vision!

by Known lecturer May 25, 2019

vision of disorder

An anarchic hardcore punk band. Lyrics inspired by the jaded feeling of life and Christianity.

I recommend the album "From Bliss to Devastation" by Vision of Disorder

by larstait October 12, 2003

cockturnal vision

The ability for a man to find the vajayjay with his cock without the lights on.

Shadynasty says Mo' Koq has uncanny cockturnal vision. He finds it every time and never with the lights on.

by Dr. L1 January 2, 2009

Windows Vista

A target for mac users to trash. Actually, it is a very powerful OS that is supported by any developers. It only crashes when an inexperienced user makes it crash, and is perfectly secure when a decent antivirus program is installed. Mac users blame it for copying Mac's GUI, when really Mac copied the idea of a GUI from Xerox. The only problem with Vista is the addition of User Account Control, which can be disabled easily. Overall, it's a great operating system that is user friendly as well as configurable.

Windows Vista User: Wanna play some Halo 2?
Mac User: No, I use a Mac. Vista is too bloated for my tastes.
Vista User: I have a half-decent system, so the requirements are no problem.
Mac User: That must have cost a fortune!
Vista User: Not at all. It definitely costs less than your Mac.
Mac: Well, your PC probably can't edit photos and videos, just like the new version of Mac OS X can.
Vista User: If I wanted to, I could have been doing those things for years.
Mac User: Fine, if you say so. I'm going to create photo masterpieces with Photobooth and share them on Facebook.
Vista User: So you're going to make heart shapes with your hands and take sepia pictures of yourself then add some kind of fagetty quote? Just give up.

by ovrkll August 12, 2009

guitar hero vision

The way you see everything after playing guitar hero for an extended amount of time.

-dude, is it just me or does that picture on the wall keep growing and shrinking?
-nah, man. that's just your guitar hero vision.

by HaleyC March 18, 2008

monte vista

good school. some really smart kids and some total morons. seriously, exceptional geniuses in one class, complete boneheads in another. everything to the extreme. pretty much your stereotypical high school, if it had palm trees it would look like a movie set. decent teachers, good football, looks like it has about 1/10 of the money attending that it really does, but no worries. it's better in retrospect than when dealing with it for those four years. red and black are respectable colors, mustangs are a pretty good mascot, better than some stupid college ones like banana slugs, rainbows, or farmers. nice location, but not enough parking for the spoiled shits who get brand new cars from mommy and daddy. the parking lot is treacherous, the sign-out and leaving policy sucks, and the principal looks like a transexual with a bad haircut. all in all, monte vista high school isn't the worst, we complain too much because we're mostly all spoiled suburban brats, but at least it isn't san ramon valley high...

Monte Vista is on Stone Valley Road, which has the stupidest speed limit ever and if you don't go at least 45 on it, you will get shot at by the Blackhawk soccer moms in oversized SUV's.

by ambivalent alumnus January 14, 2005

Vista California

a wee wittle town in southern california where, according to google, there is nothing to do there except "travel." while "traveling" there you can go to a lovely theatre or one of the 2 panda expresses, or one of the many starbucks, or the bowling alley, or you can ride the Sprinter to another town.

Vista California travel

by caligurl928 January 20, 2011