This generally happens when you have a person, claiming to be a stoner, that is too scared to smoke marijuana while there parents are still awake. This usually happens because the individual thinks it is cool to be a pot smoker but they are scared of their parents finding out, so they only come out to smoke at night, much like a vampire would, this resulting in a "Vampire Smoker".
Jedidiah says "Hey Jepeto, its 420, lez get blazed foo"
Jepeto replies " I can't yet man, I am scared my parents will notice when I get home. But we can once they go to sleep, is that straight meng? You know I'm a true stoner."
Jedidiah exclaims " Hell nah, you a god damn Vampire Smoker like everyone else, I am going to find a true folk to puff down like charlie brown right now. I'm out."
Jepeto replies " I can't yet man, I am scared my parents will notice when I get home. But we can once they go to sleep, is that straight meng? You know I'm a true stoner."
Jedidiah exclaims " Hell nah, you a god damn Vampire Smoker like everyone else, I am going to find a true folk to puff down like charlie brown right now. I'm out."
by D dubz from A town January 18, 2009
Get the Vampire Smoker mug.1. A non-sparkling, straight, scary, sun-fearing creature.
2. The opposite of the creature described in the Twilight books.
3. A series in fantasy/horror literature that has been ruined by a series called Twilight.
4. Not a vegetarian
2. The opposite of the creature described in the Twilight books.
3. A series in fantasy/horror literature that has been ruined by a series called Twilight.
4. Not a vegetarian
by anna_animagus May 24, 2010
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by Blackmeowcat July 14, 2004
Get the Vampire Twinkie mug.A vampire is a human who feeds on blood (more recognisably human blood): they are better known to be drinking blood at night due to their sensitivity to sunlight.
Vampires use many tactics to achieve blood; mostly by luring their prey into the trap (sometimes into bed, other times into a secluded area), then taking that swift bite (usually when they're asleep or weakened).
Becoming a vampire is achieved through the transmission of the saliva from a vampire. This is done via feeding (which is done to the neck most often).
Anyone can become a vampire: a child, a man and a woman: even the elderly - providing the person was not completely drained of blood.
Once the virus has been transmitted, it will take about three days for the virus to take hold (new organs being made, traits and attributes being modified etc.)
Vampires look exactly like a human; just the incisors bring out the change. This works extremely well prior to attacking the victim.
Vampires are portrayed to have weaknesses - the most likely ones are to silver, or to garlic (or garlic extracts). Sunlight should be deemed as a sensitivity due to the number of vampires being able to transcend through the sun.
Vampires use many tactics to achieve blood; mostly by luring their prey into the trap (sometimes into bed, other times into a secluded area), then taking that swift bite (usually when they're asleep or weakened).
Becoming a vampire is achieved through the transmission of the saliva from a vampire. This is done via feeding (which is done to the neck most often).
Anyone can become a vampire: a child, a man and a woman: even the elderly - providing the person was not completely drained of blood.
Once the virus has been transmitted, it will take about three days for the virus to take hold (new organs being made, traits and attributes being modified etc.)
Vampires look exactly like a human; just the incisors bring out the change. This works extremely well prior to attacking the victim.
Vampires are portrayed to have weaknesses - the most likely ones are to silver, or to garlic (or garlic extracts). Sunlight should be deemed as a sensitivity due to the number of vampires being able to transcend through the sun.
Dracula is a good example of a traditional vampire; but for more modern vampires; the film series of Blade (Blade 1, 2, and 3) should be reviewed
NB: They are weak to UV light; not dissipated in the definition.
NB: They are weak to UV light; not dissipated in the definition.
by Demonic-Humanoid October 8, 2008
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John: Sweet vampire Buddha, that's incredible!
Jane: I graduated with a first.
John: Sweet vampire Buddha, that's incredible!
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