1 definition by anna_animagus

Vampire

1. A non-sparkling, straight, scary, sun-fearing creature.
2. The opposite of the creature described in the Twilight books.
3. A series in fantasy/horror literature that has been ruined by a series called Twilight.
4. Not a vegetarian

"That vampire is pretty scary!"
"I'm glad he's a vampire, not a sparklepire!"

by anna_animagus May 24, 2010