my uncle

a person who will sexually assault u anytime he sees you u better run or he will whoop your ass ,we will get his gang together and they will put u in there van .

my uncle: " hey girls wanna see my van"
girls: "no"
my uncle runs after them

by skiddddddzzzzzzz October 20, 2020

Uncle Jesse

Arguably the most awesome individual to ever walk the Earth. Everything Uncle Jesse did, be did it sweet. A typical day might include: styling hair with mousse and Mr. Goodpart, wearing tight jeans and cowboy boots, riding a harley, shredding on guitar with his band The Rippers, putting Danny and Joey in their place, and teaching DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle lessons in morality. Then banging Becky and combing hair again.

Uncle Jesse kicks ass AND has morals (and sweet hair)...

by Crew Middle Fork November 21, 2004

Uncle Parker

Old time slang for cocaine, a play on the company that used to manufacture cocaine when it was legal Parker and Davis

I stayed up all night with the help of Uncle Parker here.

by Totally Legal Alien April 26, 2017

Uncle Vic

Writer and singer of the classic song, "Space Invaders".

by tradesman April 2, 2003

Persephone's Uncle

A phrase used when someone is annoyed and is in a situation where swearing is not allowed.

(in a daycare center)
*little kid drops rock on foot*
You: Ohh...Persephone's Uncle...that hurt!

by Persephone~ December 26, 2008

sneaky uncle

The tendency your Dad's brother has for drilling out the bottom of his popcorn box and putting his penis there.

Uncle Jeb pulled a sneaky uncle during Schindler's List for Aunt Sarah. Afterwards, they fucked in row JJ.

by fucwad March 28, 2004

uncle ricky

He is your creepy uncle that plays with your anus.

My uncle Ricky touches my no no square.

by Cold17 August 12, 2017