Twit

1. A lovely little annoying bird that'll shove their twitter tweet up your throat

2. Nincompoop

3. A nosy human being

#1: You're a twit
#2: I acknowledge that.
#1: It's because you're a twit

by habhhahhahahahahahah July 23, 2018

Inmans twitch

The brisk staccato, buttock clenched walk to the toilet when one is attempting to prevent turtle egress.From the gait adopted by 70's sitcome actor John Inman

Out me way!, I've got the Inmans twitch, it looks like I'm gonna be building a log cabin.

by Mr Pecker puffing gaymund September 26, 2008

shiver twitch

A mini-seizure typically induced by cold weather. Usually is quite embarrassing, and occurs frequently. Occasionally can be mistaken for epilepsy.

Person 1: It's so cold. We shouldn't be snowboarding. *shiver twitch*
Person 2: BELLA, you just shook the chairlift with your shiver twitch!

by bellabellabelladancerella January 30, 2009

Binziez Twinziez

Best friends, who have been friends for so long or have bonded so well, their chemical structure becomes aligned with the cerebreal cortex and creates a super being known as a 'binziez twinziez'.

Oh, they are such good friends, they are regular binziez twinziez

by ManThatWasSomeGoodWordsDawg December 23, 2010

taste twitch

The twitching or slight muscle spasms that are often associated with consuming a normal yet slightly off flavored food (probably sour candy) or drink. because the reactions are few and far between, it can be hard to determine the exact flavors that cause the reaction, and it may only effect certain individuals.

I was drinking my favorite snapple when i noticed the flavor was slightly off, after swallowing, i experienced taste twitch throughout my torso.

by Darkanon123 December 2, 2010

curtain twitching

Female masturbation

Emma enjoyed an evening of curtain twitching.

by EmmaCrawford March 10, 2014

twit

In Singapore terms, it means teens who try to act cute, wear like the jap kids do, with all the leggings and stuff.

And most of all they can't fucking seem to type proper english.

Most of them are the street punks who think that joining gangs and gangbanging other people are so cool.

Now they're trying to act emo with all the mascara and the communist cap!

For more information, please visit http://museum-of-twits.blogspot.com/

twit 1: heLLoxx :))
twit 2: ooi, euu tOdae dOin wAt ahx???
twit 1: dUn nOe lEhz, h0w bOUt euu?
twit 2: gOIn ouT wiTH my lAoGong lORhzz.
twit 1: WAAA! sO luRbbing arhxx.
twit 2: kezkez :) yAr l0rhx, moii lAoGong n moIi goin wAtch m0vIe.
twit 1: kAe lOrhz. i at hMe mAkeup mAkeup den. bUaixx.

by undisclosed due to safety reasons November 9, 2008