Tahoe Twinky

A homophobic twink

"Man Steve just gave me the best head but he such a Tahoe Twinky"

by Pr. Murffles November 17, 2018

twinkie toaster

A twinkie toaster is when you use a twinkie or a twinkie rapper as a condom.

Jim:Hey Harry, what did you do last night?

Harry:I met up with Mary and we got to the bedroom but i couldn't find a rubber so we used a twinkie toaster.

Jim:Nice dude keep it clean.

by yummy tummy boy October 16, 2017

smooshed Twinkie

A smooshed twinkie(verb) is the action of ejaculating inside of a woman and immediately after, kneeing her in the the clit.

Dude1: How was your weekend?

Dude 2: Not great, I gave the woman I’ve been seeing a smooshed Twinkie.

by SugmaFartz69 May 14, 2023

Twinkie Peeper

The term used for a guy who likes to peep other guys packages but pretends he's a Derick and dates girls.

Or a multipurpose term for anyone you don't like.

Or a term of endearment for your closest friends.

Or what you call your Professor behind his back.

Dear Diary,

Today Jeff made me go to a dirty pool party.
What a twinkie peeper.

by Booty signer April 11, 2011

Stinky Twinkie

A dick that has been in a nasty, smelly cunt and thus smells

"I'm not sticking my dick in Lindsay Lohan; I don't want a Stinky Twinkie!"

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

twinkie juicer

one who juices his twinkie, aka engages in 'self pleasure' due to an inability to get laid.

Guy 1 - Hey man, how did that date between Bob & Jill go?
Guy 2 - Well, he was such a klutz she yelled at him and ran away. If he doesn't get some major skillz goin with the ladies, he might be a twinkie juicer forever!

by Courty December 15, 2007

twinkie-brain

Having the brain capacity as useful as the cream filling found in a Hostess Twinkie.

That twinkie-brain doesn't even know how to boil water.

by Russell Upsomegrub September 24, 2007